excuse me, is this seat taken? BECAUSE IM TOO COOL FOR YOU!!!
Name: Moose
Age: 49
Location: Hurricane, West-By-God-In-The-Mountains-Virginia
If you could be any character in a movie, book, or TV show, who would you be, and why? ummm...
Music: ACDC!!! WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE!!! dr. phil mix tape. i only buy my music from wal mart because its edited
Movies: The day the poop killed nanimon, how much does that rosie cost?, did i give you that toilet for nothing, my pubes like you
Books: how to be a gayER man in 5 easy steps, how to give your harley a tune-up, ride that gay man
Quote: i hate you people and i hope you rot and die with the turds you crap out every day outta your ass cracks
Favorite Sounds/Sensations: the screaming gay man when i take him for a ride on rosie, the feeling you get when your around your boy friend. CHEESER I LOVE YOU!!!
Favorite 80s Teen Movie: detroit rock city, i love that poo and so do you
What is your opinion on: on is a sexy word, think about it
Manatees? they are big fat stupid cows who swim around and need to be killed
Vegetarianism? EAT MEAT YOU BITCHES!
Same Sex Marriages? cheeser and i are getting married in 5 months, GET OVER IT YOU HOMOPHOBS!
Thunderstorms? calm me down, they are also a sign of homos everywhere
Having Exotic Animals as pets? i have cheeser, he is my erotic animal
George W. Bush? what a sexy man! the way he shakes his ass when he walks makes my heart melt! i also like dick is sexy too... oooooh that dick! id like to lick him.
Were you invited? no im too cool to be invited, i invited myself
If you saw the moderators of this community walking down the street, what would be your first thought? that one ugly ass dude with the long hair? id either think he was a very very gay man, or a girl. that other one? she looks like she could use alot of mcdonalds, and some sunlight.
And, finally, who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman? spiderman would kick both their asses. boo-ya bitches!
