What is this Toolmaker?
If it's not the solution, then I feel stupid, and all low-vocabulary-like.
If it is, then they should feel stupid, and... what I wrote up there. (Look up... now).
Oh, I dislike the HSC, I do. I haven't written in this journal for a long time, and it's all new and shiny and disconcerting. Why am I writing here? I have no amusing anecdotes like Katiger or those... people.
I would post a photo to incite comments, but my camera was taken to France by a P.R. consultant named Rachel, which I guess is lucky, because I just put a clay mask on and my face is all red and dotty.
Oh! Wait, I just remembered I have a picture, of me, with a clay mask on, and I'm sure everyone would like to see it.
Which reminds me, you know who would look great on a billboard?
Me.
Arf arf.
Oh gosh.