Random
I was browsing "Overheard in London" and came across this little gem
A gentleman, talking loudly on his mobile, on the Central Line between Notting Hill Gate and Oxford Circus, and saying some rather revealing things about his sexual encounters with women.
Agitated lady: "You know we are very deep underground, so this whole carriage knows you can't possibly have a signal and are talking to yourself?"
Gentleman: "Gotta go mate".
Can we say, OWNED. Sammy and I had a similar experience with a man on the train. It was like, "guy, SHUT UP, nobody cares." He was talking about how his girlfriend was really upset that he'd cheated on her with this "really hot" other girl and that he "felt bad" while still sounding dead pleased with himself about the "really hot" other girl. And he kept saying "mate." After and before everything. "Aww mate blah blah." SHUT UP.
Also, I found this pretty funny.
Dad shouting to young son in a very busy kids play area.
'Sonny....... share .......... Sonny ......... share ......... Sonny ........ SHARE.'
Still raining at RG
A gentleman, talking loudly on his mobile, on the Central Line between Notting Hill Gate and Oxford Circus, and saying some rather revealing things about his sexual encounters with women.
Agitated lady: "You know we are very deep underground, so this whole carriage knows you can't possibly have a signal and are talking to yourself?"
Gentleman: "Gotta go mate".
Can we say, OWNED. Sammy and I had a similar experience with a man on the train. It was like, "guy, SHUT UP, nobody cares." He was talking about how his girlfriend was really upset that he'd cheated on her with this "really hot" other girl and that he "felt bad" while still sounding dead pleased with himself about the "really hot" other girl. And he kept saying "mate." After and before everything. "Aww mate blah blah." SHUT UP.
Also, I found this pretty funny.
Dad shouting to young son in a very busy kids play area.
'Sonny....... share .......... Sonny ......... share ......... Sonny ........ SHARE.'
Still raining at RG