Grease is bad for you and shit

[_the_audacity]

I hate the musical Grease with every fiber of my being.

This is NOT an exaggeration. The mere mention of Grease makes my skin crawl. AND I don't even dislike John Travolta, which may come as a surprise to some. Yes, I believe he resembles a moose, but he's not a bad sort.

So why do I detest Grease with such unbridled passion? Well, apart from

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[sbertie]

OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!!!!

My hatred of this movie KNOWS NO BOUNDS. And what drives me CRAZY? When I say that I hate this movie -- for the EXACT REASONS you've listed -- people look at me like I'm crazy. And THEN they say something INANE, like, "it's only a MOVIE." WHAT THE FUCK.

[nousia]

What's with the new name? O__o

[sbertie]

Um. I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

[nousia]

Sorry!

Samir Nagheenanajar (sbeegee)

^ I was talking about that.

[sbertie]

lmao. Oh. LOL have you ever seen Office Space? That's the name of the Indian American character. lol I love that movie with a passion that makes me a little embarrassed of myself.

[nousia]

Nope...

Ahh I see. *is lame*

[_the_audacity]

GOOD, so it's not just me!

I hate the conversations that go like this--
Me: I HATE THE MOVIE GREASE.
Idiot: OMG SHUT UP GREASE IS SOOOOOO COOL I TOTALLY LOVE THE PINK LADIES OMG!!!1
Me: *facepalm*