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Feb 19, 2006 01:27

1. Full Name: If I was you I'd get a butt plug…the third
2. Your nickname: my nickname? Here
3. Birthday: I was formed in the vagina of a hivebot on september 1st 2362
4. Place of Birth: like all boobots, Turbo Tax, Illinois just outside of MicroMac
5. Zodiac Sign: syntax error
6. Male or Female: consider revising
7. Occupation: haha
8. Screen Name: si

Your Appearence
12. Hair Color: Jabba the hutt green
13. Hair Length: jabba the hutt length
16. Height: wtf is this?
17. Have/Had Braces?: fuck you
18. Have/Had Glasses?: when I was in bed with yo ma'am
19. Have/Had Piercings: I AM….A MACHINE!!
20. Have Tattoos: padawans are not allowed to
21. Righty or Lefty: dixy ;-)

Your 'Firsts'
22. First best friend: joe
23. First Award: oscar
24. First Sport You Joined: Professnional Pencil Sharpners
25. first pet: Pubic Hair
26. First Real Vacation: my trip down to el salvador with my hymen in my throat
27. First Concert: Jesus In A Crackbed
28. First Love: I found a bucket of rattlesnakes once, and I loved them to my crotch area

Favorites
29. Movie: AVACADOS ARE THE FRUIT OF THE GODS
30. TV Show: the animated version of sabrina the teenage witch
31. Colors: big
32. Bands: hairy
33. Song At this moment: nutZing
36. Candy: in
37. Sport To Play: my
38. Sport To Watch: bellybutton
39. Favorite brand to wear: my favorite band to wear is Cowstains
41. School Subject: how to put on condoms.
42. Animal: Pubes
43. Book: Margie's 12 rythmic standards of partying
44. Magazine: semen har har zlorb

Currently
49. Eating: Joesephalasoarus Rexxx
50. Drinking: Butz (TM)
51. Typing: cvf^*34mn
52. Online?: is internet download
53. Listening To: Ohio Players-Love rollercoaster
54. Thinking About: toucing myself
55. Wanting To: hit it and quit it
56. Watching: burning eyes!
57. Wearing: joe's panties

Your Future
58. Want Kids?: do i ever D;
59. want to be Married?: only one eighth of the way
60. Careers in Mind: Bang 'er & Hang her

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex
67. Cute or Sexy: NEIN
68. Lips or Eyes: both, please? i'm not into missing parts
69. Hugs or Kisses: sloppy blowjobs
70. Short or Tall: both simultaneously
71. Easy-going or serious: seriously easy-going HAHA
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneously romantic :-*
73. Fatty or Skinny: FUCKIN' BIGGER THAN A TRUCK!!!!!!!!
74. Sensitive or Loud: loudly sensitive :o
75. Hook-up or Relationship: buttsex
76. Sweet or Caring: sweetly caring 8==D
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: #_@

Have you ever
78. Kissed a Stranger: does yo mama count. OH!
79. had Alcohol: [o_[o
80. smoked: o]_o]
81. Ran Away From Home: w$@@\MN
82. broken a Bone: haha funny story, it didn't happen!
83. Got an X-ray: more like a sex-ray
84. Broken Someones Heart: joe's
85. Broke Up With Someone: joe
86. Turned Someone Down: joe
87. Cried When Someone Died: joe
88. Cried At School: NEIN

Do You Believe In
89. God: if by "god" you mean "boobs" then yes, i believe in god :)
90. Miracles: I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES - WHERE YA FROM, YOU SEXY THANG (YOU SEXY THING, YOU)?
91. Love At First sight: joe (that's me in case you didn't know that yet, douchcunts)
92. Ghosts: dehh
93. Aliens: tharzog
94. Soul Mates: more like MOLE MATES HAHAHA GET IT
95. Heaven: yes and his name is joe
96. hell: :/ Bite my chin.
98. Kissing on The First Date: More like eating on the first date.
99. Horoscopes: What do you want?

Answer Truthfully
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? YES AND HIS NAME IS JOE !!! HE IS A KHIKE! HE WEARS KHAKIS! WHAT A FAG! I WANT TO KILL HIM! Goodnight niggers.

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