Look What I can Do!raimentAugust 10 2005, 22:21:26 UTC
That's it! I've decided that from now on, all the text I write will come off as absurdly french, but i guess that's not horribly racist, is it?
DO NOT MOQUE ZEES~!!! ZEES SING, ZEES ARTE, ZEES BYOOWTEE, EET EEZ A.P. LEVELL STUFF! If Zhakespere heemzelf wrote 'ees werks een our modderne day end ahge, ze onlee way e could get 'ees naim eento ze cohllej reedeeng leests waz eef e waz a Lezbeean Eskeemo who waz raizzed by a fameelee of ahbuseev lepehrs een a communisst Zeembabway... zen again, zat ees life, no? Life eez sheet, you stoopeed americahnz, get uzzed to eet or fuccoff! Look, ah'hm teeching zis baybee to smoke. Smoke, child, smoke! Tayk a deep breass, leetle baybee, breethe een ze uglee aire of life! Ugh, sucks like a one-legged beetch, non? Get uzzed to eet, muzzerfucquer.
(*ahem*) and yes, there's no way they could have little Hunter Cory Thomas the Viewpointer reading this book out loud for the whole class. That just sends off waay too many warning signals. I may just have to write more! =D
i read it.... kinda, in sophomore year. it sucked. get the sparknotes... they're faster and way easier to understand. and watch to movie... only cause it's pretty good. lol.
Oh, wow, wait 'till you get to chapter 17... An excerpt:
"'Tea Cake, you sho is a lucky man,' Sop-de-Bottom told him. 'Uh person can see every place you hit her. Ah bet she never raised her hand tuh hit yuh back, neither. Take some uh dese ol' rusty black women and dey would fight yuh all night long and next day nobody couldn't tell you ever hit 'em. Dat's de reason Ah done quit beatin' mah woman. [...] Lawd! wouldn't Ah love tuh whip uh tender woman lak Janie!'"
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DO NOT MOQUE ZEES~!!! ZEES SING, ZEES ARTE, ZEES BYOOWTEE, EET EEZ A.P. LEVELL STUFF!
If Zhakespere heemzelf wrote 'ees werks een our modderne day end ahge, ze onlee way e could get 'ees naim eento ze cohllej reedeeng leests waz eef e waz a Lezbeean Eskeemo who waz raizzed by a fameelee of ahbuseev lepehrs een a communisst Zeembabway... zen again, zat ees life, no?
Life eez sheet, you stoopeed americahnz, get uzzed to eet or fuccoff! Look, ah'hm teeching zis baybee to smoke. Smoke, child, smoke! Tayk a deep breass, leetle baybee, breethe een ze uglee aire of life! Ugh, sucks like a one-legged beetch, non? Get uzzed to eet, muzzerfucquer.
(*ahem*)
and yes, there's no way they could have little Hunter Cory Thomas the Viewpointer reading this book out loud for the whole class. That just sends off waay too many warning signals.
I may just have to write more! =D
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An excerpt:
"'Tea Cake, you sho is a lucky man,' Sop-de-Bottom told him. 'Uh person can see every place you hit her. Ah bet she never raised her hand tuh hit yuh back, neither. Take some uh dese ol' rusty black women and dey would fight yuh all night long and next day nobody couldn't tell you ever hit 'em. Dat's de reason Ah done quit beatin' mah woman. [...] Lawd! wouldn't Ah love tuh whip uh tender woman lak Janie!'"
How much worse could it possibly get?
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