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Okay, so I haven't updated this for a long long time.
So, last night I went to Chanz's house with Alyssa (my sister) and Jordan, thinking that there would just be like 7 or 8 people there. But when we got there it was all the freaking Lake Park guys. So basically 1 Hawley guy (John Jacobson) 3 Hawley girls (Me, Alyssa, and Jordan) and like 16-18 Lake Park guys, not including Dil, John, Jordan, Chanz, Chris, Josh. So yeah, full house. Rafty made us go out to the shed because we were being loud, Rafty is Chanz's mom's ex-boyfriend but he still lives with them because he's to poor to buy his own house. He's suck a fucking cock. The shed was boring besides the fact that the fog machine was fun, especially when someone sticks it in your face and starts it, but it smells like shat. We got bored, actually, more like I got bored. So I suggested we go to Travis Rehults party. It was fun because all this years seniors were there and drunk, and I was a little buzzed and getting off my high, but I guess I was flirting with the seniors (so were Jordan and Alyssa) but I guess I kissed Rundle, Blake, and some kid named Ricky (a senior at Lake Park), Brooke is gonna be pissed! Yes! Anywho, John got me a few beers then I told him to get me a pop because I had to drive back to Chanz's because everyone but me was shitfaced drunk, but John had the funny idea of putting Captin Morgan in my rootbeer and I can't taste shit because I have a cold. As I was driving the 10 min back to Chanz's the alcohol started to kick in and I fucking swerved off the road, thank god someone was driving over to the party (they weren't drunk yet) and they drove us home. We watched a movie called Pulp Fiction, I didn't understand it at all, so I went to bed at like 4:00 in the morning, I feel bad because Jordan had the worst birthday of her life and Chanz's forgot to ask Rafty if we could spend the night so he can't have people over for the rest of the school year, but Rafty was drunk when he said that so he probably dosen't remember saying it! What a dumb ass. Something really weird happened last night, Chanz's bedroom is the whole basement so it's huge. But the people that lived there before Chanz's family moved in were murdered in the basement and buried where the shed is now. I swear there is ghost's in his house because we all kept hearing things, I was really scared. Then Shay (Chanz's older sister, 22) and Kaylee (Rafty's step-daughter, 12) came home. We were all taking showers at like 1:00 in the morning I took one after Chanz so I was sitting up in the living room on the couch when he came out, of course he had a sweatshirt and towel on. He told me I could go in. So I did, Kaylee must not have known but I was washing my face when she came out of her room and Chanz was making a pizza, she went out there and asked "How big is your cock?" I fucking ran out of the bathroom and started like covering Chanz up, and he replied "Dude, your my fucking step-sister! That's sick." But she kept going on, she's all "I'm just wondering, I want to know about sex." and i'm all "Ask your mom." but she's so freaking stubborn, and she started walking over to Chanz thinking she would whip off the towel but he full out punched her in the face! I was so shocked! Kaylee thought me and Chanz were going out (we aren't) because of the fact that I accidentally started making out with him at the party when we were playing poker. So yeah, weird night.
From last night I firgured this out:
1) I don't like Kaylee anymore, she's a little freaky.
2) I'm going to Slipknot with Chanz
3) I think I like Chanz and John.
4) I can't drive worth shit.
5) I love (not in a lesbian way) Shay.
6) Rafty charges people to much for a beer ($3.50 a beer)
7) Never watch the Kottonmouth Kings video while drunk.
8) I can't see the top of the refrigerator.
9) Miller Genuine Draft is really good beer.
10) John is a dick face for putting Captin in my pop.
So, last night I went to Chanz's house with Alyssa (my sister) and Jordan, thinking that there would just be like 7 or 8 people there. But when we got there it was all the freaking Lake Park guys. So basically 1 Hawley guy (John Jacobson) 3 Hawley girls (Me, Alyssa, and Jordan) and like 16-18 Lake Park guys, not including Dil, John, Jordan, Chanz, Chris, Josh. So yeah, full house. Rafty made us go out to the shed because we were being loud, Rafty is Chanz's mom's ex-boyfriend but he still lives with them because he's to poor to buy his own house. He's suck a fucking cock. The shed was boring besides the fact that the fog machine was fun, especially when someone sticks it in your face and starts it, but it smells like shat. We got bored, actually, more like I got bored. So I suggested we go to Travis Rehults party. It was fun because all this years seniors were there and drunk, and I was a little buzzed and getting off my high, but I guess I was flirting with the seniors (so were Jordan and Alyssa) but I guess I kissed Rundle, Blake, and some kid named Ricky (a senior at Lake Park), Brooke is gonna be pissed! Yes! Anywho, John got me a few beers then I told him to get me a pop because I had to drive back to Chanz's because everyone but me was shitfaced drunk, but John had the funny idea of putting Captin Morgan in my rootbeer and I can't taste shit because I have a cold. As I was driving the 10 min back to Chanz's the alcohol started to kick in and I fucking swerved off the road, thank god someone was driving over to the party (they weren't drunk yet) and they drove us home. We watched a movie called Pulp Fiction, I didn't understand it at all, so I went to bed at like 4:00 in the morning, I feel bad because Jordan had the worst birthday of her life and Chanz's forgot to ask Rafty if we could spend the night so he can't have people over for the rest of the school year, but Rafty was drunk when he said that so he probably dosen't remember saying it! What a dumb ass. Something really weird happened last night, Chanz's bedroom is the whole basement so it's huge. But the people that lived there before Chanz's family moved in were murdered in the basement and buried where the shed is now. I swear there is ghost's in his house because we all kept hearing things, I was really scared. Then Shay (Chanz's older sister, 22) and Kaylee (Rafty's step-daughter, 12) came home. We were all taking showers at like 1:00 in the morning I took one after Chanz so I was sitting up in the living room on the couch when he came out, of course he had a sweatshirt and towel on. He told me I could go in. So I did, Kaylee must not have known but I was washing my face when she came out of her room and Chanz was making a pizza, she went out there and asked "How big is your cock?" I fucking ran out of the bathroom and started like covering Chanz up, and he replied "Dude, your my fucking step-sister! That's sick." But she kept going on, she's all "I'm just wondering, I want to know about sex." and i'm all "Ask your mom." but she's so freaking stubborn, and she started walking over to Chanz thinking she would whip off the towel but he full out punched her in the face! I was so shocked! Kaylee thought me and Chanz were going out (we aren't) because of the fact that I accidentally started making out with him at the party when we were playing poker. So yeah, weird night.
From last night I firgured this out:
1) I don't like Kaylee anymore, she's a little freaky.
2) I'm going to Slipknot with Chanz
3) I think I like Chanz and John.
4) I can't drive worth shit.
5) I love (not in a lesbian way) Shay.
6) Rafty charges people to much for a beer ($3.50 a beer)
7) Never watch the Kottonmouth Kings video while drunk.
8) I can't see the top of the refrigerator.
9) Miller Genuine Draft is really good beer.
10) John is a dick face for putting Captin in my pop.