the fergster kicks laughter into high gear yet again

Jan 18, 2005 20:04

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

>>well if that doesn tickle my funny bone :]

today our bball boys finally pulled through and won.. spank the gord. cha it was purdy close tho. I stuck all my stunts which is a major +! :]

hmm.. i went to the trainer today to ask about my knee and she said 'well i believe you have a strained tenant or muscle, it is hard to tell when the area is so inflames.' ouch. i just wrapped my leg and put my aircast on over that afetr the game and now my muscle/tenant feels just peachy.. :]

♥ i must be in nirvana. ♥
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