Meme for the day
Snagged from karaokegal:
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
I did read the questions on karaokegal's post, but I have a terrible memory for that sort of thing. I'm sure the answers here will still amuse me. ;)
1. Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
2. James Wilson (House, MD)
3. Greg House (House, MD)
4. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
5. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
6. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
7. Charlie Crews (Life)
8. Owen Harper (Torchwood)
9. Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties)
10. Sam Lowry (Brazil)
11. Danny Messer (CSI: NY)
12. Charlotte "Chuck" Charles (Pushing Daisies)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Dean Winchester/Danny Messer)? Do you want to?
You know, just for the strangeness factor, I'd have to read that fic. And it could work - Dean and Sam ending up in New York, Danny working the crime scene ... The snark would be flying thick and heavy.
2. Do you think Four (Rodney McKay) is hot? How hot?
He's totally hot in the incredibly intelligent, focused way - but not when he becomes whiny!McKay who can't stop talking. But shove a technological problem under his nose and I'd do him in a heartbeat.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Chuck) got Eight (Owen Harper) pregnant?
Chuck would decorate a baby room, and Jack would laugh his ass off at Owen for the rest of the pregnancy. Owen would be a cranky pregnant boy, for certain, and Chuck would try to soothe him with cheese.
This meme comes up with total weirdness. Fun.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Henry Fitzroy)?
Huh. I've never read "Blood Ties" fic, so no. I enjoyed the books, though.
5. Would Two (James Wilson) and Six (Dean Winchester) make a good couple?
Well, they would certainly bring the pretty. And considering how broken Dean is, and how Wilson loves to be needed, it might work. But I wouldn't bet on it.
6. Five/Nine (Captain Jack/Henry Fitzroy) or Five/Ten (Captain Jack/Sam Lowry)? Why?
No question in my mind: Jack/Henry. Both of them are immortal (though Henry can be killed pretty easily with a little sunlight), both are smart and care about their people, both swing both ways. Hell, that could be an interesting fic. Torchwood on a field trip to Toronto, meet up with Vicki and Henry ... mmm, that could be distracting.
Sam Lowry, on the other hand, would annoy Jack to no end.
7. What would happen if Seven (Charlie Crews) walked in on Two (James Wilson) and Twelve (Chuck) having sex?
*snort* He'd probably just cock his head, stare at them for a moment, maybe ask Wilson a direct question about technique, say what he came there to say, then leave. He's odd, that way.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (House/Sam Lowry) fic.
Good god. Ok then.
House has signed up for cryogenic suspension, after deciding he can't stand not knowing what happens in the future. He wakes up in a noir dystopia run by a creaking, immense bureaucracy and is assigned to Mr. Sam Lowry for re-integration with society, starting with the mountain of paperwork required to acknowledge his existence. When House decides to join the resistance led by Harry Tuttle, he drags Sam with him.
Could be interesting, could hurt my brain. Or both.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Tosh/Owen) fluff?
I suppose there could be, but I've never read it. It would have to be set long after the initial date, after Owen deals with his anger, after Tosh finds her confidence. And I just don't see how something that far away from all the angst would interest me all that much.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Charlie Crews/Chuck) hurt/comfort fic.
Touched by Fate
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Rodney McKay) to deflower One (Tosh)?
Geeks together at school. I'm not too clear on canon for SGA, but McKay is easily smart enough to get into Oxford, Tosh is easily smart enough to get into MIT, so they could have met at college, bonded over physics and math ... It would have been clumsy and awkward, but sweet.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Charlie Crews) slash?
No idea. It's such a new fandom, and I haven't really checked around for fic. There were some really good "Life" fics written for yuletide this year, but no slash that I saw. I'd read it if I found it, though.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (House) het?
Hell yes. House/Cuddy, anyone? I love that pairing, though I prefer it with Wilson added to the mix. :D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Danny Messer)?
Probably. He's very worthy of it. I'm not too tied into CSI fandom anymore, though, so I can't come up with any off-hand.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Wilson/McKay/Captain Jack)?
Well, I've read some extremely hot House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard, and I can imagine Jack getting it on with anyone. I'd write it, if I had the time.
16. What might Ten (Sam Lowry) scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh bloody hell!
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Owen Harper), which song would you choose?
Going the Distance, by Cake. Anger and determination all over.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Tosh/Dean Winchester/Chuck) fic, what would the warnings be?
NC-17, femslash, gun fetish
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (James Wilson) to use on Ten (Sam Lowry)?
"Tell me about it. I know people; I may be able to help."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Jack Harkness)?
This morning. Torchwood is my drug of choice, these days.
21. What is Six's (Dean Winchester's) super-sekrit kink?
Normalcy. What he really wants is a normal life, and he'll never have it.
Would Eleven (Danny Messer) shag Nine (Henry Fitzroy)? Drunk or sober?
I think Danny would have to be either hammered to his eyeballs or drunk on vampire mojo for this to happen. But it would be fun.
23. If Three (House) and Seven (Charlie Crews) get together, who tops?
Ooo, that gave me a little tingle. I'd have to say it would be a struggle, but Charlie would top in the end. House, in my opinion, would really enjoy letting someone strong dom him - but he wouldn't be able to admit it at first. Especially to a cop.
24. "One (Tosh) and Nine (Henry Fitzroy) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Henry) suddenly runs off with Four (Mckay). One (Tosh), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Danny Messer) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Chuck), then follows the wise advice of Five (Captain Jack) and finds true love with Three (House)."
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Bwah!
Oddly enough, I could see this sort of thing working, but it would take a large amount of fancy footwork.
25. What title would you give this fic?
From Eternity to Here. With the requisite beach scene with Danny in upstate New York.
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Charlie Crews/Owen Harper) was canon?
Oh man. That could be lovely. Charlie being all Zen and Owen not knowing whether to throttle him or fuck him silly. And they both have a very dark side, so they would likely understand each other really well.
Holy crap. Hope that's not all TL;DR.
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
I did read the questions on karaokegal's post, but I have a terrible memory for that sort of thing. I'm sure the answers here will still amuse me. ;)
1. Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
2. James Wilson (House, MD)
3. Greg House (House, MD)
4. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
5. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
6. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
7. Charlie Crews (Life)
8. Owen Harper (Torchwood)
9. Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties)
10. Sam Lowry (Brazil)
11. Danny Messer (CSI: NY)
12. Charlotte "Chuck" Charles (Pushing Daisies)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Dean Winchester/Danny Messer)? Do you want to?
You know, just for the strangeness factor, I'd have to read that fic. And it could work - Dean and Sam ending up in New York, Danny working the crime scene ... The snark would be flying thick and heavy.
2. Do you think Four (Rodney McKay) is hot? How hot?
He's totally hot in the incredibly intelligent, focused way - but not when he becomes whiny!McKay who can't stop talking. But shove a technological problem under his nose and I'd do him in a heartbeat.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Chuck) got Eight (Owen Harper) pregnant?
Chuck would decorate a baby room, and Jack would laugh his ass off at Owen for the rest of the pregnancy. Owen would be a cranky pregnant boy, for certain, and Chuck would try to soothe him with cheese.
This meme comes up with total weirdness. Fun.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Henry Fitzroy)?
Huh. I've never read "Blood Ties" fic, so no. I enjoyed the books, though.
5. Would Two (James Wilson) and Six (Dean Winchester) make a good couple?
Well, they would certainly bring the pretty. And considering how broken Dean is, and how Wilson loves to be needed, it might work. But I wouldn't bet on it.
6. Five/Nine (Captain Jack/Henry Fitzroy) or Five/Ten (Captain Jack/Sam Lowry)? Why?
No question in my mind: Jack/Henry. Both of them are immortal (though Henry can be killed pretty easily with a little sunlight), both are smart and care about their people, both swing both ways. Hell, that could be an interesting fic. Torchwood on a field trip to Toronto, meet up with Vicki and Henry ... mmm, that could be distracting.
Sam Lowry, on the other hand, would annoy Jack to no end.
7. What would happen if Seven (Charlie Crews) walked in on Two (James Wilson) and Twelve (Chuck) having sex?
*snort* He'd probably just cock his head, stare at them for a moment, maybe ask Wilson a direct question about technique, say what he came there to say, then leave. He's odd, that way.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (House/Sam Lowry) fic.
Good god. Ok then.
House has signed up for cryogenic suspension, after deciding he can't stand not knowing what happens in the future. He wakes up in a noir dystopia run by a creaking, immense bureaucracy and is assigned to Mr. Sam Lowry for re-integration with society, starting with the mountain of paperwork required to acknowledge his existence. When House decides to join the resistance led by Harry Tuttle, he drags Sam with him.
Could be interesting, could hurt my brain. Or both.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Tosh/Owen) fluff?
I suppose there could be, but I've never read it. It would have to be set long after the initial date, after Owen deals with his anger, after Tosh finds her confidence. And I just don't see how something that far away from all the angst would interest me all that much.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Charlie Crews/Chuck) hurt/comfort fic.
Touched by Fate
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Rodney McKay) to deflower One (Tosh)?
Geeks together at school. I'm not too clear on canon for SGA, but McKay is easily smart enough to get into Oxford, Tosh is easily smart enough to get into MIT, so they could have met at college, bonded over physics and math ... It would have been clumsy and awkward, but sweet.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Charlie Crews) slash?
No idea. It's such a new fandom, and I haven't really checked around for fic. There were some really good "Life" fics written for yuletide this year, but no slash that I saw. I'd read it if I found it, though.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (House) het?
Hell yes. House/Cuddy, anyone? I love that pairing, though I prefer it with Wilson added to the mix. :D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Danny Messer)?
Probably. He's very worthy of it. I'm not too tied into CSI fandom anymore, though, so I can't come up with any off-hand.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Wilson/McKay/Captain Jack)?
Well, I've read some extremely hot House/Wilson/McKay/Sheppard, and I can imagine Jack getting it on with anyone. I'd write it, if I had the time.
16. What might Ten (Sam Lowry) scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh bloody hell!
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Owen Harper), which song would you choose?
Going the Distance, by Cake. Anger and determination all over.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Tosh/Dean Winchester/Chuck) fic, what would the warnings be?
NC-17, femslash, gun fetish
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (James Wilson) to use on Ten (Sam Lowry)?
"Tell me about it. I know people; I may be able to help."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Jack Harkness)?
This morning. Torchwood is my drug of choice, these days.
21. What is Six's (Dean Winchester's) super-sekrit kink?
Normalcy. What he really wants is a normal life, and he'll never have it.
Would Eleven (Danny Messer) shag Nine (Henry Fitzroy)? Drunk or sober?
I think Danny would have to be either hammered to his eyeballs or drunk on vampire mojo for this to happen. But it would be fun.
23. If Three (House) and Seven (Charlie Crews) get together, who tops?
Ooo, that gave me a little tingle. I'd have to say it would be a struggle, but Charlie would top in the end. House, in my opinion, would really enjoy letting someone strong dom him - but he wouldn't be able to admit it at first. Especially to a cop.
24. "One (Tosh) and Nine (Henry Fitzroy) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Henry) suddenly runs off with Four (Mckay). One (Tosh), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Danny Messer) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Chuck), then follows the wise advice of Five (Captain Jack) and finds true love with Three (House)."
0.0
Bwah!
Oddly enough, I could see this sort of thing working, but it would take a large amount of fancy footwork.
25. What title would you give this fic?
From Eternity to Here. With the requisite beach scene with Danny in upstate New York.
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Charlie Crews/Owen Harper) was canon?
Oh man. That could be lovely. Charlie being all Zen and Owen not knowing whether to throttle him or fuck him silly. And they both have a very dark side, so they would likely understand each other really well.
Holy crap. Hope that's not all TL;DR.