<3 american idol....
Best Simon quotes ever...
"You look completely demonic when you sing. I mean literally like you are possessed or something."
"You've the grace of a boxer."
"No. No, no, no. I could sell you as a sleeping aid. I've never heard anything more boring in my life."
"You've got one of the weirdest voices I have ever heard in my life. You are fabulously awful."
"It sounded like you were screaming at a neighbour! Weird, I mean seriously weird."
"I don't know if I liked it or found it rather nauseating. It's your weird smiles you do which are annoying. You know you should call the group 'nice.'"
"My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business-DON'T."
"Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then you're deaf."
"I am poor, misunderstood Simon. I'm really the nice one, and no one gets it yet, but they will."
"What do you know about fashion? … You're hardly Giorgio Armani, darling."
"No, no, no, no. You don't look like a man. You look like a man...dressed as a woman."
"You have just invented a new form of torture"
"I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up."
"If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you."
"There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore."
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
"You look completely demonic when you sing. I mean literally like you are possessed or something."
"You've the grace of a boxer."
"No. No, no, no. I could sell you as a sleeping aid. I've never heard anything more boring in my life."
"You've got one of the weirdest voices I have ever heard in my life. You are fabulously awful."
"It sounded like you were screaming at a neighbour! Weird, I mean seriously weird."
"I don't know if I liked it or found it rather nauseating. It's your weird smiles you do which are annoying. You know you should call the group 'nice.'"
"My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business-DON'T."
"Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then you're deaf."
"I am poor, misunderstood Simon. I'm really the nice one, and no one gets it yet, but they will."
"What do you know about fashion? … You're hardly Giorgio Armani, darling."
"No, no, no, no. You don't look like a man. You look like a man...dressed as a woman."
"You have just invented a new form of torture"
"I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up."
"If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you."
"There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore."
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”