did you know that santa has a sn? i talked to him. he's not very nice....
december20third: santa!
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
december20third: naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. Here's a free Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon to get you in the holiday spirit. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 1
SantaClaus: Here's the Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon free!
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 2
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?
december20third: a puppy dog
SantaClaus:
What else is at the top of your list?
december20third: a dildo
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
december20third: a boyfriend
SantaClaus:
Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make.
Is there anything else you would like?
december20third: you....you hot sexy thing
SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?
december20third: to move to north carolina
SantaClaus: O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
december20third: poll
SantaClaus: Type the number of the best song to put you in the holiday spirit:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas
december20third: 4
SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters:
1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow
-- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 3
SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
Which do you want to view?
1 - Your Wish List
Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want!
2 - View someone else's Wish List
Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it!
december20third: 2
SantaClaus: Enter your buddies' Screen Name now and if they have set up a WL you can see it!
december20third: spiker38c
SantaClaus: Sorry, I don't have any WL for that SN!
Click Here If your buds have not filled in their holiday WL just and tell them to get with the program!
december20third: december20third
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
december20third: sorry
SantaClaus:
december20third: i love you santa
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
december20third: you are the hottest guy ever
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief.
december20third: talk dirty to me santa
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
december20third: what?
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
december20third: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
december20third: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
december20third: no
SantaClaus: No?
december20third: no
SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.
december20third: i love you
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Wonderful.
december20third: what do you want for christmas?
SantaClaus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
december20third: but i want to know what you want
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
december20third: even santa has to want something
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
december20third: blah
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
december20third: no
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
december20third: probally not
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
december20third: what if i don't?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
december20third: i dont know
SantaClaus: Sure you do, just tell me.
december20third: hmm...
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
december20third: i would like a pony pretty please with sugar on top
SantaClaus: Wonderful!
december20third: so will i get a pony?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
december20third: AM I GOING TO GET A FUCKING PONY!!!!!!!!????!!!!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
december20third: i don't believe in you anymore santa
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.
december20third: i told you....i want a pony otherwise i wont believe in you anymore
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
december20third: ok
SantaClaus: Cool.
december20third: Tell Santa
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more? What else tops your list for Christmas?
december20third: a pony
SantaClaus:
Remember, safety first.
What else is at the top of your list?
december20third: well, if we're going to talk safety then a box of condoms
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
december20third: my two front teeth
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song?
december20third: i already did
SantaClaus:
If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu.
december20third: you're such an idiot santa
SantaClaus: Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.
december20third: bonjour
SantaClaus: Hello my child. I'm glad you've come back. Have you had a chance to spread the holiday spirit to someone in need today?
december20third: non parlez vous anglais
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
december20third: pardon?
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
december20third: no parlez anglais
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
december20third: parlez vous francais
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
december20third: oui
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
december20third: say what?
SantaClaus: Well, we're asking you to try asking us another way because I might better understand.
december20third: i was talking in frnech because you said you spoke every language
SantaClaus:
I did? I believe you. Sorry, I am talking to so many people that the elves
cannot keep track sometimes.
You can always type, menu to find more things the elves have left for you.
december20third: damn those elves
SantaClaus: Love them.
december20third: i dont
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
december20third: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
december20third: spirit me
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 5
SantaClaus: Ready to play a holiday version of hangman? Just guess one letter or number at a time or you can guess the whole thing.
Type start to get started. Type exit any time to quit.
december20third: start
SantaClaus:
------ -- ------
Previous Attempts:
december20third: r
SantaClaus:
--r--- -- ------
Previous Attempts:
december20third: s
SantaClaus:
s-r--- -- -----s
Previous Attempts:
december20third: t
SantaClaus:
str--- -- ----ts
Previous Attempts:
december20third: l
SantaClaus:
str--- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts:
december20third: n
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts:
december20third: e
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e
december20third: c
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c
december20third: d
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c,d
december20third: m
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c,d,m
december20third: a
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c,d,m,a
december20third: o
december20third: f
december20third: string of lights
december20third: you suck santa
december20third: exit
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
december20third: naughty
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. Here's a free Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon to get you in the holiday spirit. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 1
SantaClaus: Here's the Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon free!
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 2
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?
december20third: a puppy dog
SantaClaus:
What else is at the top of your list?
december20third: a dildo
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
december20third: a boyfriend
SantaClaus:
Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make.
Is there anything else you would like?
december20third: you....you hot sexy thing
SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?
december20third: to move to north carolina
SantaClaus: O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
december20third: poll
SantaClaus: Type the number of the best song to put you in the holiday spirit:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas
december20third: 4
SantaClaus: Thanks! Here are the latest top vote-getters:
1. Santa Claus is Coming to Town!, 2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, 3. The Christmas Song, 4. Jingle Bells, 5. Let it Snow
-- If you're in the mood for music, why not tune in here while we are chatting: Classic Holiday Radio@Netscape
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 3
SantaClaus: Wish Lists (shortcut = WL)
Which do you want to view?
1 - Your Wish List
Enter your wishes, your AIM buddies can C what U want!
2 - View someone else's Wish List
Enter any AIM SN, if they have a Wish List, you can see it!
december20third: 2
SantaClaus: Enter your buddies' Screen Name now and if they have set up a WL you can see it!
december20third: spiker38c
SantaClaus: Sorry, I don't have any WL for that SN!
Click Here If your buds have not filled in their holiday WL just and tell them to get with the program!
december20third: december20third
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
december20third: sorry
SantaClaus:
december20third: i love you santa
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
december20third: you are the hottest guy ever
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief.
december20third: talk dirty to me santa
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
december20third: what?
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
december20third: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
december20third: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
december20third: no
SantaClaus: No?
december20third: no
SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.
december20third: i love you
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Wonderful.
december20third: what do you want for christmas?
SantaClaus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
december20third: but i want to know what you want
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
december20third: even santa has to want something
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
december20third: blah
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
december20third: no
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
december20third: probally not
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
december20third: what if i don't?
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
december20third: i dont know
SantaClaus: Sure you do, just tell me.
december20third: hmm...
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
december20third: i would like a pony pretty please with sugar on top
SantaClaus: Wonderful!
december20third: so will i get a pony?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
december20third: AM I GOING TO GET A FUCKING PONY!!!!!!!!????!!!!
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
december20third: i don't believe in you anymore santa
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.
december20third: i told you....i want a pony otherwise i wont believe in you anymore
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
december20third: ok
SantaClaus: Cool.
december20third: Tell Santa
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more? What else tops your list for Christmas?
december20third: a pony
SantaClaus:
Remember, safety first.
What else is at the top of your list?
december20third: well, if we're going to talk safety then a box of condoms
SantaClaus:
You can ask me all about that after you tell me what you want for Christmas!
So, what is at the top of your list?
december20third: my two front teeth
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song?
december20third: i already did
SantaClaus:
If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu.
december20third: you're such an idiot santa
SantaClaus: Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.
december20third: bonjour
SantaClaus: Hello my child. I'm glad you've come back. Have you had a chance to spread the holiday spirit to someone in need today?
december20third: non parlez vous anglais
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
december20third: pardon?
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
december20third: no parlez anglais
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
december20third: parlez vous francais
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
december20third: oui
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
december20third: say what?
SantaClaus: Well, we're asking you to try asking us another way because I might better understand.
december20third: i was talking in frnech because you said you spoke every language
SantaClaus:
I did? I believe you. Sorry, I am talking to so many people that the elves
cannot keep track sometimes.
You can always type, menu to find more things the elves have left for you.
december20third: damn those elves
SantaClaus: Love them.
december20third: i dont
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
december20third: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
december20third: spirit me
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
december20third: menu
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
december20third: 5
SantaClaus: Ready to play a holiday version of hangman? Just guess one letter or number at a time or you can guess the whole thing.
Type start to get started. Type exit any time to quit.
december20third: start
SantaClaus:
------ -- ------
Previous Attempts:
december20third: r
SantaClaus:
--r--- -- ------
Previous Attempts:
december20third: s
SantaClaus:
s-r--- -- -----s
Previous Attempts:
december20third: t
SantaClaus:
str--- -- ----ts
Previous Attempts:
december20third: l
SantaClaus:
str--- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts:
december20third: n
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts:
december20third: e
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e
december20third: c
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c
december20third: d
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c,d
december20third: m
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c,d,m
december20third: a
SantaClaus:
str-n- -- l---ts
Previous Attempts: e,c,d,m,a
december20third: o
december20third: f
december20third: string of lights
december20third: you suck santa
december20third: exit