Things Not to Say While Climaxing...

[_swampthing]

• "Why aren't you crying?"
• "No, but I love parts of you..."
• "OH GOD! I guess I'm not gay after all!"
• "Heyyyyy MACARENA!"
• "'Least Likely To Get Laid' MY ASS. Stupid yearbook awards!"
• (in a Regis Philbin voice) "And THAT'S my final answer!"
• "DING! Your tank's full!"
• "WWJD!"
• "By the power of Grayskull!"
• "SERENITY NOW."
• And last, but CERTAINLY not least, my favorite..."GO, GO Gadget Sperm!!!!!"