[hospital roof, by the batsignal.]

[_superdork_]

*Watching Robin doing maintenance to the bat-signal.*

You know what this place really needs?

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[fromthelostdays]

*spots him from the ground and decides to come up*

Hey, Kon. And Robin.

[_superdork_]

Heather, hey--

[_superdork_]

[fromthelostdays]

People who wear brightly-colored spandex as a lifestyle choice have no right to throw stones, Kon.

[_superdork_]

I wasn't going to say anything. In fact, I was just trying to think of something not to say.

[fromthelostdays]

*sits on the edge of the roof, one leg dangling over the side*

You might want to think careful about what you're not gonna say to me. I've had a crappy week.

[_superdork_]

I believe you.

-- you're not a coffee person, are you?

[fromthelostdays]

On the upside, you'd have to really work hard to say anything worse than the guy earlier today who suggested setting myself on fire to get this outfit off.

Only if there's lots of fake-milk and not-sugar to cut the bitterness.

[_superdork_]

The guy new?

I can manage that. Back soon.

[fromthelostdays]

He's been here a few months. I told Kabuto I have to assume the guy's never been burned at all before or he wouldn't have said that. Which still doesn't stop him from being an asshole.

Sure. Thanks Kon.

[_superdork_]

Or just really dumb.

No problem. You look like you could use a talk and that's always better with coffee.

[fromthelostdays]

You'd have to have the IQ of a seaslug not to get why "Let's light you on fire!" isn't a good thing to say to someone, even if you think they're totally free of fire issues.

Spoken like a true caffeine-fiend.

[_superdork_]

Could the guy be a sea-slug?

I live to serve.

[fromthelostdays]

The arms and legs don't make it that likely. And aside from that, just to make the week complete, Kabuto turned into a girl too.

*takes a drink* Good. Just sweet enough.

[_superdork_]

-- seriously? Wow. Different from the girl he turns into for St Patrick's Day?

I try.

[fromthelostdays]

Yeah. Camp's got a magical girl theme going on. Remember when he turned into a different version of Ami last year?