Feel free to harass her, this is too funny.

Jun 19, 2005 10:49

M Danger LSD: Would you characterize Robbie as a considerate boy?
girlAnachronism5: Umm... he can be....
M Danger LSD: So he is only considerate sometimes?
girlAnachronism5: Well, there are times when he's not considerate...

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M Danger LSD: Why do you screen comments?
girlAnachronism5: I don't know. i didn't mean to make it like that
M Danger LSD: I see.
M Danger LSD: Interesting.
girlAnachronism5: Very.
girlAnachronism5: So, Marley... how are you?
M Danger LSD: I am well, do you have any digital photo's of your parents you could send me?
girlAnachronism5: Hahahahahah.
girlAnachronism5: Why??
M Danger LSD: I want to see what they look like.
girlAnachronism5: Why.
M Danger LSD: It would sound weird if I explained it.
girlAnachronism5: Explain...
M Danger LSD: You look weird (Not in a bad way, not in a good way, just different), I have never seen anyone even remotely similiar in appearance to you, so I want to see your parents.
M Danger LSD: I told you it would sound weird.
girlAnachronism5: Hmm...
girlAnachronism5: no, it doesn't
girlAnachronism5: But... i don't think I have any pictures of them on the computer...
girlAnachronism5: i'll check
M Danger LSD: Thank you.
girlAnachronism5: Be right back...
girlAnachronism5 is away at 10:01:30 AM.
M Danger LSD: The wages of sin is death.

Auto response from girlAnachronism5: On a quest.

M Danger LSD: What are your interests, I want to judge you.
M Danger LSD: I realize now I am a dick to everyone I know but do not know very well. Quest harder.
M Danger LSD: Quest haardder.
M Danger LSD: Uh, uh Dr. Banner, ohhh, AHHHHH!
M Danger LSD: OMG JOHNNY WHAT DID YOU SEE!?
M Danger LSD: GET OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT YOU SUNOVA BITCH! I AM GONNA TAN YOUR HIDE YOU PEEPING LITTLE SHIT.
M Danger LSD: And I am not gay!
M Danger LSD: Well Banner, do you wanna finish?
M Danger LSD: No way Dr. Quest! Your son saw my testicles! I will never have sex again.
girlAnachronism5 returned at 10:11:34 AM.
girlAnachronism5: Hahahahaaha.
girlAnachronism5: I have a picture of my mom. That's it.
M Danger LSD: I guess that works.
girlAnachronism5: Observe, and I'll prove it.
girlAnachronism5 wants to directly connect.
girlAnachronism5 is now directly connected.
M Danger LSD: This is my dad.
girlAnachronism5: I bet it is.
M Danger LSD: Send it...
M Danger LSD: In the mean time I will send you comics, tell me if you t hink they are funny.
M Danger LSD:
M Danger LSD:
girlAnachronism5:
girlAnachronism5: Hahahahahaha.
M Danger LSD: I see where you get it from, now.
girlAnachronism5: I hate you.
M Danger LSD: You walked into it.
girlAnachronism5: I actually can't find any pictures of my mom.
M Danger LSD: My wit is a rapier of sarcasm and insults.
girlAnachronism5: It's okay. I don't care.
girlAnachronism5: I don't actually hate you.
M Danger LSD: Oh I can tell.
M Danger LSD: Are you named after anything?
M Danger LSD: And why are you mean to me in public? And why do the others hate me?
girlAnachronism5: Jahnavi means goddess of the Ganges river, which is a sacred river in india. And apparently it ALSO means an Indian female goat, or something...
girlAnachronism5: And I didn't know I was mean to you, so I'll work on that one...
girlAnachronism5: AND I don't know why they hate you.
M Danger LSD: You do not know very much, atleast you have your name down.
M Danger LSD: Do you have AID's?
girlAnachronism5: Hahah.
girlAnachronism5: Actually, yes. KT gave it to me
M Danger LSD: Damn, I knew you fuckers were lesbian.
girlAnachronism5: Yeah... I guess you were right all along.
M Danger LSD: I always am.
girlAnachronism5: Never wrong, eh?
M Danger LSD: http://carnage.fanfic.org/artemis.html
M Danger LSD: Rarely.
M Danger LSD: But I am paranoid enough that my private views are always wrong, usually.
M Danger LSD: My spoken views are more accurate.
girlAnachronism5: Hmm... well...
girlAnachronism5: I'm sorry that I stole your girlfriend.
girlAnachronism5: I hope that you can forgive me eventually.
M Danger LSD: Nope, I never forgive anyone for anything, ever.
M Danger LSD: But I will never do anything vengeful, probably.
girlAnachronism5: Okay, well I didn't actually steal her. So, all is well.
girlAnachronism5: So, to honestly answer your question... No. I don't have AIDs
M Danger LSD: Everyone else from India does.
M Danger LSD: PS: I just wrote a short Startrek slashfic, check it out.
M Danger LSD: Data impaled himself of Warf's huge, sweating member. The binary cries of pleasure echoed across the bridge as a mutual climax of Klingon and Machine caused them both to shudder in ecstasy. "I love you Warf..." At that moment captain Picard walked through the turbo lift, with a can of whipped cream and four banana's.
M Danger LSD: Like it?
girlAnachronism5: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
girlAnachronism5: I'm not from India.
M Danger LSD: Same difference, your name is.
M Danger LSD: You are white enough for me to like you, so it all works out.
girlAnachronism5: So, since I'm white and not obese, you don't hate me?
M Danger LSD: Damn right. Obese people suck, so do .
M Danger LSD: Obese is too considerate, though, I prefer "fatass."
M Danger LSD: Did I tell you the considerate story?
girlAnachronism5: No, I don't think you did.
M Danger LSD: One moment.
girlAnachronism5: Okay.
M Danger LSD: What is the last name of the Robbie you went ouy with? Kinelle?
M Danger LSD: (Mispelled).
girlAnachronism5: Kennealy? I think...
girlAnachronism5: Yes.
M Danger LSD: Okay, I Just have to know how to say it.
girlAnachronism5: OKay...
M Danger LSD wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Spooky Harrison\Desktop\Robbie is Considerate.zip.
girlAnachronism5 direct connection is closed.
M Danger LSD: Um accept it.
girlAnachronism5: accept what
M Danger LSD wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Spooky Harrison\Desktop\Robbie is Considerate.zip.zip.
M Danger LSD: That.
girlAnachronism5: it dissapeared
M Danger LSD wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Spooky Harrison\Desktop\Robbie is Considerate.wav.
M Danger LSD wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Spooky Harrison\Desktop\Robbie is Considerate.zip.
M Danger LSD: The .zip will be faster, okay, accept that one and I will let it go.
girlAnachronism5: why'd you cancel it?
M Danger LSD: Until it finishes.
girlAnachronism5: ok
M Danger LSD: That is an audio recording of me telling a story.
girlAnachronism5: Are you serious?
girlAnachronism5: hahahahaha
girlAnachronism5: Nice.
girlAnachronism5: It's about Robbie?
M Danger LSD: Yes.
girlAnachronism5: Random.
M Danger LSD: No, not really.
M Danger LSD: Would you characterize Robbie as a considerate boy?
girlAnachronism5: Umm... he can be....
girlAnachronism5: Why?
M Danger LSD: So he is only considerate sometimes?
girlAnachronism5: Well, there are times when he's not considerate...
M Danger LSD: Do you mind if I slightly misquote you?
M Danger LSD: M Danger LSD: Would you characterize Robbie as a considerate boy?
girlAnachronism5: Umm... he can be....
M Danger LSD: So he is only considerate sometimes?
girlAnachronism5: Well, there are times when he's not considerate...
M Danger LSD: Can I cut the Y?
M Danger LSD: Why*
M Danger LSD: Can I?
girlAnachronism5: Um... what are you using it for?
M Danger LSD: A LJ entry, I will attach quotes.
girlAnachronism5: What for.
M Danger LSD: To show your quote.
girlAnachronism5: I'm confused
girlAnachronism5: Sure...
M Danger LSD: Thank you.
girlAnachronism5: Umm...
girlAnachronism5: yes.
girlAnachronism5: You're welcome.
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