Re: sway mepsh_your_faceSeptember 26 2005, 23:58:31 UTC
well I will try more than once if thats okay with you.
My friend Kevin is black so this isn't me being racist this is what he said to my friend Brad.
Brad: Where was my girlfriend last night? Kevin: I was with her, she was amazing. Brad: Oh yeah? Because I didn't see you there. Kevin: I just closed my eyes and my mouth. haha?
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"
haha?
Or uhmm.. My best Jordan was in the ocean and she was swimming around and she like stopped dead and was like "wow" and i was like "what" and she was like dead serious and she was like "it's really wet right here".
Or uhm...My friend Mara and i were on the band bus and we were going to the Marco Island Christmas Parade and we were going over the bridge to get to the island and she goes "OMG! WE HAVE TO GO OVER A BRIDGE TO GET TO MARCO ISLAND?!"
i tried..i dont know, im not really good at making people laugh on the spot..sorry.
My friend Kevin is black so this isn't me being racist this is what he said to my friend Brad.
Brad: Where was my girlfriend last night?
Kevin: I was with her, she was amazing.
Brad: Oh yeah? Because I didn't see you there.
Kevin: I just closed my eyes and my mouth.
haha?
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"
haha?
Or uhmm.. My best Jordan was in the ocean and she was swimming around and she like stopped dead and was like "wow" and i was like "what" and she was like dead serious and she was like "it's really wet right here".
Or uhm...My friend Mara and i were on the band bus and we were going to the Marco Island Christmas Parade and we were going over the bridge to get to the island and she goes "OMG! WE HAVE TO GO OVER A BRIDGE TO GET TO MARCO ISLAND?!"
i tried..i dont know, im not really good at making people laugh on the spot..sorry.
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and you made me laugh a little twice.
so combined
you get a yes.
I applaud.
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