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Reasons Why Guys Have It Easier:
1* Guys just wash up in the shower, put a penny full of shampoo in there hair, get out, and get dressed.
-Girls have to shave most of there bodies, shampoo AND condition there hair, then, we can’t get dressed RIGHT after we get out of the shower because our hair drips, therefore we have to put our hair IN a towel, then dry it, THEN get dressed.
2* Guys don’t have a period once a month for 5-7 days. If not, more.
-Girls do.
3* You get to have the sex, but don’t have to have the baby.
-Girls, have to have the sex, carry a HUGE stomach for 9 MONTHS then push out a fucking HUMAN!
4* Guys can be disgusting, its just human nature.
-If a girl was as disgusting as a guy, she’d be called a lesbian.
5* A guy can fuck who they want, get head from who they want, and mess around with WHOEVER they PLEASE, and then his buddies shake his hand and say good job dudee! Then other guys wanna be just like him.
-Girls no sooner finish KISSING a guy and they are called every name under the Tuscan sun.
6* Guys can cheat on a girl, and the girl is just expected to suck it up, cry them a river, build them a bridge, and get over it. Or just love them for eternity and have the guy laugh in her face.
-If a girl cheats on a guy, it gets ALL over town, and then your stuck with you, yourself, and you…moping over your ex-boyfriend.
7* Guys have it easy with their parents, they fool around, get in trouble, have sex with their girlfriend, Dad pats them on the back and says “Don’t get her pregnant, but have fun!”
-Girls get in trouble, get bad grades, fool around, etc. They are looked at as bad children and grounded for 2 years.
8* Guys get hot; they take off their shirt, no big deal.
-Girls have boobs, that sort of, kind of, get in the way, and guys don’t have to worry about boobs! They don’t have any!
9* Guys get all the good jobs, like doctors, dentists, therapists, orthodontists, etc. And if they don’t, there’s plenty of other options to choose from.
-If Girls don’t become a doctor, dentist, etc, they have to resort to stripping, hair dressing, and waitressing. Whoo Hoo.
10* Guys have to take a pee, they go in the woods!
-Girls have to pee they have to sit down, take their time, use the toilet paper…and so on, and so forth.
11* Guys can basically get away with most things, go to work every day, do there job, come home, get dinner made for them, expect to get laid every night, wake up, get brekfast made, and watch porn….Oh what a tough life!
-Girls have to do all of the above things FOR the men. Problem!
See, I told you.
Reasons Why Guys Have It Easier:
1* Guys just wash up in the shower, put a penny full of shampoo in there hair, get out, and get dressed.
-Girls have to shave most of there bodies, shampoo AND condition there hair, then, we can’t get dressed RIGHT after we get out of the shower because our hair drips, therefore we have to put our hair IN a towel, then dry it, THEN get dressed.
2* Guys don’t have a period once a month for 5-7 days. If not, more.
-Girls do.
3* You get to have the sex, but don’t have to have the baby.
-Girls, have to have the sex, carry a HUGE stomach for 9 MONTHS then push out a fucking HUMAN!
4* Guys can be disgusting, its just human nature.
-If a girl was as disgusting as a guy, she’d be called a lesbian.
5* A guy can fuck who they want, get head from who they want, and mess around with WHOEVER they PLEASE, and then his buddies shake his hand and say good job dudee! Then other guys wanna be just like him.
-Girls no sooner finish KISSING a guy and they are called every name under the Tuscan sun.
6* Guys can cheat on a girl, and the girl is just expected to suck it up, cry them a river, build them a bridge, and get over it. Or just love them for eternity and have the guy laugh in her face.
-If a girl cheats on a guy, it gets ALL over town, and then your stuck with you, yourself, and you…moping over your ex-boyfriend.
7* Guys have it easy with their parents, they fool around, get in trouble, have sex with their girlfriend, Dad pats them on the back and says “Don’t get her pregnant, but have fun!”
-Girls get in trouble, get bad grades, fool around, etc. They are looked at as bad children and grounded for 2 years.
8* Guys get hot; they take off their shirt, no big deal.
-Girls have boobs, that sort of, kind of, get in the way, and guys don’t have to worry about boobs! They don’t have any!
9* Guys get all the good jobs, like doctors, dentists, therapists, orthodontists, etc. And if they don’t, there’s plenty of other options to choose from.
-If Girls don’t become a doctor, dentist, etc, they have to resort to stripping, hair dressing, and waitressing. Whoo Hoo.
10* Guys have to take a pee, they go in the woods!
-Girls have to pee they have to sit down, take their time, use the toilet paper…and so on, and so forth.
11* Guys can basically get away with most things, go to work every day, do there job, come home, get dinner made for them, expect to get laid every night, wake up, get brekfast made, and watch porn….Oh what a tough life!
-Girls have to do all of the above things FOR the men. Problem!
See, I told you.