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Little Susy just got a brand new red ball for her birthday. She's happily playing with it on the road outside the house when suddenly a huge biker drives right over the ball, smashing it. He then stops his bike and starts laughing at Little Susy, who begins to cry and runs into her house and cries to her mom "Mom! Mom, a huge biker smashed my new red ba-all!"
Little Susy's mom runs straight out and starts yelling at the biker, but the biker doesn't wanna hear it so he pulls out a big knife and stabs Little Susy's mom right in her heart. Shocked, Little Susy runs back into her house to her dad "Dad! Dad, a huge biker just stabbed mo-om!"
Little Susy's dad grabs a baseball bat and runs out to deal with the biker, but the biker pulls out a sawn-off shotgun and blows Little Susy's dad's head off. Little Susy is panicking, what is she to do, what is she to do?! Then she notices a huge lumberjack with a big ax standing at the edge of the woods nearby. She runs over "Mr Lumberjack! Mr Lumberjack, a huge biker just stabbed by mo-om and shot my da-ad!"
The huge lumberjack takes a look around, unzips his pants, pulls out his enormous schlong and says "You know what, Little Susy? This just isn't your day."
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Little Susy's mom runs straight out and starts yelling at the biker, but the biker doesn't wanna hear it so he pulls out a big knife and stabs Little Susy's mom right in her heart. Shocked, Little Susy runs back into her house to her dad "Dad! Dad, a huge biker just stabbed mo-om!"
Little Susy's dad grabs a baseball bat and runs out to deal with the biker, but the biker pulls out a sawn-off shotgun and blows Little Susy's dad's head off. Little Susy is panicking, what is she to do, what is she to do?! Then she notices a huge lumberjack with a big ax standing at the edge of the woods nearby. She runs over "Mr Lumberjack! Mr Lumberjack, a huge biker just stabbed by mo-om and shot my da-ad!"
The huge lumberjack takes a look around, unzips his pants, pulls out his enormous schlong and says "You know what, Little Susy? This just isn't your day."
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHGAH
AHAHAHAAHHA
FUCK