man, i totally started work on monday, and started college on tuesday and i quickly decided to withdrawl from all my gayass yukon college classes and just work full time for now because:
a)trying to complete assignments for 4 academic type college classes, while working 3 full days a week would be an enormous and near impossible task for a procrastinator such as me; this would result in bad marks on my permanent transcripts, resulting in me having a harder time getting into any other schools in the future
b)no fucking time for the band
c)no fucking time for art, therefore no time to work on portfolio for art/design school applications
d)no fucking time for drinking/fucking/shitting
e)my new job is FUN and work doesn't require HOMEWORK
f)also getting to and from the college is a huge hassle until I get my license and my own car.
GOD i loove terra firma, i just hope I'm doing okay. yesterday was my second day working and Adam and I silk screened 100 free shirts for this Tsunami Relief Event that the High Country Inn held last night. It was pretty crazy.
YOU FAGS WON'T BELIEVE THE WACKY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING IN YUKON LAND; it's like wicked thick ice fog covering the entire city because of the extreme temperatures. WICKED EXTREME. Half the time you can't see 10 feet in front of you, and i think we're somewhere in the -25c to -35c temperature range lately. I don't know what that means for you Americalandians, but I'm guessing something like -473 degrees fahrenheit.
band jam tonight, we switched it to thursdays....I think we'll have a small audience too.
i love that new eninem song, it makes my jowls quiver with laughter.
p.s.
1. Pick one dozen movies that are ones that you have special feelings about.
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue.
3. Guess!
Don't google cheat!
1. "Do the chickens have large talons?"
"Do they have what?"
"Large talons."
"I didn't understand a word you just said."
2. "If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow."
3. "They say 60% of the time, it works every time."
"That doesn't make sense."
4. "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
5. "You should not eat talking trees. Nope, nope nope. "
6. "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."
7. "You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up."
8. "I'll show you fucking collateral damage!"
9. "What the hell do you expect me to do with this?"
"Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM."
10. "This ain't basketball, J-Rock"
"The name's Jamal."
11. "What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?"
12. "I'm a wet dream on legs."
p.p.s.
drunk art