Fuck IHOP Part II
So it was Erik's birthday today. After we went to his house, Joanna, Christina, Danielle and I went to go get some coffee at IHOP. Joanna and I got there first, and sitting behind us is this kinda weird foreign dude who is staring at me and keeps telling me I'm beautiful and look like Madonna. The manager comes up behind us and asks if we are okay, and we said ehh we're kinda creeped out. So she tells us to let her know if he gets worse. So the guy is quiet for awhile, and Christina and Danielle show up. He turns around and starts talking to them about Barcelona and about how they should enjoy their lives and some other things. It seemed like he was mentally ill or something, but he wasn't bein scary, just a guy attempting a conversation. He wasn't really bothering us, we were just kinda saying "uh huh, yeah" to him. The whole time we were there, the waitress and manager are being nice to him, bringing him his food, asking if he's okay. They're also asking us, and the manager starts freaking out like we're about to get raped or something. We say no, we're fine.
She says that she's going to take care of this guy, and she leaves. Guy stops talking and starts to eat his food. A couple minutes later 3 cops walk in, and tell the guy that he's coming with them. He looks really confused and like he's about to cry as he's getting up. Christina says to one of the cops "Yo dude,he's not bothering us" and the cop snaps at her "Nobody asked for your opinion!" and they take the guy outside. One of the waiters is boxing up his food for him and is going to bring it out to him. The manager comes in and brings us some cheese sticks on the house cause she feels bad for us for dealing with that guy even though he wasn't doing anything wrong. Right as the cops left some people came in to eat and asked us what was going down, so we were explaining it to them and how it was fucked up.
All the sudden this fucking 35 year old fatass with braces and an HH Gregg uniform that probably lives with his parents and is a virgin is sitting at another table says to us "You know, it's your fault the cops got called" and keeps trying to argue with us. The manager comes back and tells him to stop yelling at us. He keeps going on saying "Hey, I've been in here listening to them cussing about the cops doing their job for the last like 5 minutes" and we say okay dudes, we're outta here. The asshole keeps going on as we're leaving, "this is bullshit I don't want to listen to this blahdida" I looked at him and told him to go fuck himself.
Yeah, I understand, the cops were called and they had to come, but this guy had been in the restaurant for awhile and he wasn't acting any worse, he was just talking to us. It just got blown way the fuck out of proportion.
On the bright side, I don't have school tomorrow, and I've got a 200 dollar check to cash.
She says that she's going to take care of this guy, and she leaves. Guy stops talking and starts to eat his food. A couple minutes later 3 cops walk in, and tell the guy that he's coming with them. He looks really confused and like he's about to cry as he's getting up. Christina says to one of the cops "Yo dude,he's not bothering us" and the cop snaps at her "Nobody asked for your opinion!" and they take the guy outside. One of the waiters is boxing up his food for him and is going to bring it out to him. The manager comes in and brings us some cheese sticks on the house cause she feels bad for us for dealing with that guy even though he wasn't doing anything wrong. Right as the cops left some people came in to eat and asked us what was going down, so we were explaining it to them and how it was fucked up.
All the sudden this fucking 35 year old fatass with braces and an HH Gregg uniform that probably lives with his parents and is a virgin is sitting at another table says to us "You know, it's your fault the cops got called" and keeps trying to argue with us. The manager comes back and tells him to stop yelling at us. He keeps going on saying "Hey, I've been in here listening to them cussing about the cops doing their job for the last like 5 minutes" and we say okay dudes, we're outta here. The asshole keeps going on as we're leaving, "this is bullshit I don't want to listen to this blahdida" I looked at him and told him to go fuck himself.
Yeah, I understand, the cops were called and they had to come, but this guy had been in the restaurant for awhile and he wasn't acting any worse, he was just talking to us. It just got blown way the fuck out of proportion.
On the bright side, I don't have school tomorrow, and I've got a 200 dollar check to cash.