I took it from kelly. I love her
Have you ever...
been drunk (or tipsy)… HAhaha Now what kind of question is that.. Of course i have
smoked pot… Fraid so
done shrooms… Fraid So
done acid.. Nope
kissed a member of the opposite sex… Of course
rode in a taxi…. Yes the nice sober man takes my drunk ass home for a fee!
been dumped. yup
shoplifted. Never
been fired. Not yet thankfully
had a job. Yes they paid me money!
been in a fist fight. Nope Never
snuck out of your parent's house. Nope NEver
been arrested. Nope not yet
stole something from your job. A pen haha IM a rebel
celebrated new years in times square. nope not yet
went on a blind date.Nopeeeeee not yet
smoked a cigarette. Yes yes i have
gone on an airplane by yourself. Nope i'm a pussy i need company
broken a bone. No but i tred to fuckin strong ass bones
had sex in a car. Hello i'm a virgin how are you
White lied to a friend. I have no friends
had a crush on a teacher. a student teacher
celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans. Not yet
been to Europe….. Not Yet
made out in a movie. hahahaha Of course everyone does
taken caffeine pills. Don't recall
been to Disney land. Yup sucked my ass Disney World is better
had a crush on someone you hardly knew. YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP im an idiot
been to California…. Yes i have
been skinny dipping. yess
regretted something. Daily
peed on someone’s lawn. No the toliet is my friend
skipped school. Often
thrown up from drinking. Fuck ya
lost your sibling. No And i never want to
been butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. HELLO my name is virgin how can i help you
kissed a member of the same sex.. Yes
had sex with a boy. Hello My name is virgin stop asking these fucking questions
had sex with a girl. ^
given or received anal sex … EXIT ONLY
given & received oral sex.. Of course
been in a car accident. Most likely my memory is shit
partied for days and days straight. Yeees
have had a one night stand ( do remember the persons name)…HI FUCK OFF im not repeating my name
had a family member die… yes now im sad
played 'clue'. I love that game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had a sleepover party. EVERYONE does
went ice skating….YEs lots
dropped x…. yes it's mean
been cheated on….. Always :( I guess i'm not worth being faitful to
had a boyfriend/girlfriend…. Yup
had a threesome…NOt yet. But my first will be with kelly if she wants to share me
had a sweet sixteen… nope
had a quinceanera…. What the fuck is that
had a car. Yup and still have one
drove. NO i have a car for fun. Fuck yes you idiot
Do you...
have a bf…. Yes as far as i know. Kris
have a gf…. Fuck that I have a wife. KELLY
have a dog. yes and my dog rocks
have a cat….no stupid pussys
have your own room. yes i dont share well
listen to SLAYER!… when i was in junior high
paint your nails… YES they look pretty
play a sport… Golf haha kiddinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
play more than one sport.. no die
watch sports on tv. Hockey
have a fav. group/singer/artist. several i'm not bias to the others i treat them all equally
have more than 1 best friend. Friend for life such shallow words for broken minds show me a friend for life.
get good grades. I wish i'm dumb oh well
play an instrument. Piano
have slippers. Yes bunny ones and pink ones
wear boxers. nope i wear manties
wear black eyeliner. Always
like the color blue. Yes i do
like the color yellow…. it's ok
cyber…. No so fuck off and die i will not type perverted sentences to get you off.
like to read… sometimes
like to write. it's my tool of escape
have long hair…..not right now
have short hair….no it's growing out
have a cell phone…. Yes i never use it
have a laptop…. No. Today on judge judy some guy was trying to get money out of his friend for pissing on his laptop when drunk it was great
have a pager… why have a pager when you have a cell i aint no drug dealer or pimp yo
Are you...
ugly. extremly inside and out
pretty. I wish i was
ok… Maybe one day.
bored…. Most of the time
happy… I fake it for others
white. Yup i'm a cracker
black… no i'm a honkey you fuck tard
puerto rican… no fuck read bitch
asian….. no FUCK OFFF
short… nope
tall…. 5'7.5-5'8
grounded…. Sure
sick… I like to think of it as consumed
lazy…. Yes
single… Not that i know of
looking…. I'm looking for my sanity
IMing someone. Kelly and Scott
scared to die… I welcome death daily
sleepy. Often
annoyed. i feel no emotion
on the phone… no
in your room…. no
drinking something…. diet 7up
eating something…. i ate today i want to die
in your pjs…. nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ticklish… touch me and die fucker
listening to music. Time
What are you thinking about.. Kelly
been drunk (or tipsy)… HAhaha Now what kind of question is that.. Of course i have
smoked pot… Fraid so
done shrooms… Fraid So
done acid.. Nope
kissed a member of the opposite sex… Of course
rode in a taxi…. Yes the nice sober man takes my drunk ass home for a fee!
been dumped. yup
shoplifted. Never
been fired. Not yet thankfully
had a job. Yes they paid me money!
been in a fist fight. Nope Never
snuck out of your parent's house. Nope NEver
been arrested. Nope not yet
stole something from your job. A pen haha IM a rebel
celebrated new years in times square. nope not yet
went on a blind date.Nopeeeeee not yet
smoked a cigarette. Yes yes i have
gone on an airplane by yourself. Nope i'm a pussy i need company
broken a bone. No but i tred to fuckin strong ass bones
had sex in a car. Hello i'm a virgin how are you
White lied to a friend. I have no friends
had a crush on a teacher. a student teacher
celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans. Not yet
been to Europe….. Not Yet
made out in a movie. hahahaha Of course everyone does
taken caffeine pills. Don't recall
been to Disney land. Yup sucked my ass Disney World is better
had a crush on someone you hardly knew. YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP im an idiot
been to California…. Yes i have
been skinny dipping. yess
regretted something. Daily
peed on someone’s lawn. No the toliet is my friend
skipped school. Often
thrown up from drinking. Fuck ya
lost your sibling. No And i never want to
been butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. HELLO my name is virgin how can i help you
kissed a member of the same sex.. Yes
had sex with a boy. Hello My name is virgin stop asking these fucking questions
had sex with a girl. ^
given or received anal sex … EXIT ONLY
given & received oral sex.. Of course
been in a car accident. Most likely my memory is shit
partied for days and days straight. Yeees
have had a one night stand ( do remember the persons name)…HI FUCK OFF im not repeating my name
had a family member die… yes now im sad
played 'clue'. I love that game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had a sleepover party. EVERYONE does
went ice skating….YEs lots
dropped x…. yes it's mean
been cheated on….. Always :( I guess i'm not worth being faitful to
had a boyfriend/girlfriend…. Yup
had a threesome…NOt yet. But my first will be with kelly if she wants to share me
had a sweet sixteen… nope
had a quinceanera…. What the fuck is that
had a car. Yup and still have one
drove. NO i have a car for fun. Fuck yes you idiot
Do you...
have a bf…. Yes as far as i know. Kris
have a gf…. Fuck that I have a wife. KELLY
have a dog. yes and my dog rocks
have a cat….no stupid pussys
have your own room. yes i dont share well
listen to SLAYER!… when i was in junior high
paint your nails… YES they look pretty
play a sport… Golf haha kiddinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
play more than one sport.. no die
watch sports on tv. Hockey
have a fav. group/singer/artist. several i'm not bias to the others i treat them all equally
have more than 1 best friend. Friend for life such shallow words for broken minds show me a friend for life.
get good grades. I wish i'm dumb oh well
play an instrument. Piano
have slippers. Yes bunny ones and pink ones
wear boxers. nope i wear manties
wear black eyeliner. Always
like the color blue. Yes i do
like the color yellow…. it's ok
cyber…. No so fuck off and die i will not type perverted sentences to get you off.
like to read… sometimes
like to write. it's my tool of escape
have long hair…..not right now
have short hair….no it's growing out
have a cell phone…. Yes i never use it
have a laptop…. No. Today on judge judy some guy was trying to get money out of his friend for pissing on his laptop when drunk it was great
have a pager… why have a pager when you have a cell i aint no drug dealer or pimp yo
Are you...
ugly. extremly inside and out
pretty. I wish i was
ok… Maybe one day.
bored…. Most of the time
happy… I fake it for others
white. Yup i'm a cracker
black… no i'm a honkey you fuck tard
puerto rican… no fuck read bitch
asian….. no FUCK OFFF
short… nope
tall…. 5'7.5-5'8
grounded…. Sure
sick… I like to think of it as consumed
lazy…. Yes
single… Not that i know of
looking…. I'm looking for my sanity
IMing someone. Kelly and Scott
scared to die… I welcome death daily
sleepy. Often
annoyed. i feel no emotion
on the phone… no
in your room…. no
drinking something…. diet 7up
eating something…. i ate today i want to die
in your pjs…. nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ticklish… touch me and die fucker
listening to music. Time
What are you thinking about.. Kelly