im debating making my live journal into just one infinite survey
1. Full name: Jonathan Robert Deisenroth
2. Nicknames: Jon, Jonny, Coots, Jonnerz, Dogg, Piss
3. Birthday: March 6, 1988
4. Place of Birth: Milford?
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: androgynous? no just kidding, male
7. Grade: senior in high school
8. School: Detroit Catholic Central which is grating on my already worn nerves
9. Occupation: slut
10. Residence: Farmington Hills...
11. Screen Name: twitchh21
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: reddish brownish blondish
13. Hair Length: not nearly as long as i want it to be, but fkind of long
14. Eye color: blue-green
15. Best Feature: lips or eyes. probably lips.
16. Height: 5'8"
17. Braces: havent had them for a while
18. Glasses: no sir
19. Piercings: my ears. and soon to be cartilage. possibly tongue?
20. Tattoos: none yet
21. Righty or Lefty: right but im fairly ambidextrous
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: maybe jen johnston?
23. First Award: ummmm... probably something for swimming?
24. First Sport You Joined: baseball (t-ball) probably
25. First pet: well as soon i was brought into this cold impartial world, i was an owner of three cats- ella, tiger, and sponge. so i had three first pets, i suppose?
26. First Real Vacation: florida most likely. or new orleans.
27. First Concert: i have a vague feeling it was U2...
28. First Love: like that will ever happen
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: i have dozens but im rather partial towards Donnie Darko
30. TV Show: my fantastic four are SNL, ER, the OC, and Desperate Housewives
31. Color: midnight blue
32. Rapper: missy elliot. the black eyed peas are my favorite rappers but theyre a group, so i decided to go with misdemeanor
33. Band: black eyed peas or the killers
34. Song Right Now: im loving "with or without you", "helena", and every other song in the world
35. Friend: herbie. he's always there. ::wink::
36. Candy: snickers maybe?
37. Sport to Play: swimming. before i decided to quit to pursue some of my more passionate interests
38. Restaurant: buca di beppo, page's, hooters', the whitney (even though ive been there only like 5 times- it is one fine ass dining experience)
39. Favorite brand to wear: AE, A&F, Hollister, GAP, Express, whatev. I'm slowly being drawn into the underground world of thrift store clothing though, and im straying from the beaten path of name brand designers.
40. Store: Urban Outfitter's
41. School Subject: band haha what can i say?
42. Animal: ive grown up with cats all my life, so im rather preferential towards them
43. Book: the sun also rises, harry potter
44. Magazine: Rolling Stone, Blender
45. Shoes: i like flip flops
___Currently___
46. Single or Taken: single, alone, loveless. thanks for rubbing it in. eat me.
47. feeling: apathetic, bland, empty
48. Have a crush: quite a few
49. Eating: nothing as usual
50. Drinking: vodka as usual. just kidding- nothing.
51. Typing: this wretched but entertaining survey
52. Online: naturally?
53. Listening To: enya- may it be
54. Thinking About: how im seeing war of the worlds tomorrow for the fourth time, and how i will then get the chemicals in my brain analyzed by a psychologist
55. Wanting To: have sex with anyone willing?
56. Watching: i was watching football earlier
57. Wearing: jeans, a t-shirt, cool ass belt, necklace, ring, life. thats it
__________Future__________
58. Want Kids: maybe?
59. Want to be Married: maybe?
60. Careers in Mind: singer? writer? actor? anything that i can do to draw attention to myself?
61. Where do you want to live: LA or NYC or Chicago
62. Car: a realistic goal is a corvette.
__Which is Better in a love interest___
63. Hair color: brunette/ brown, sometimes black
64. Hair length: im okay with almost anything. no extremes though
65. Eye color: blue or green... brunettes with blue or green eyes... holy god that's hot
66. Measurements: 24-34-46... sorry that was my petey pablo moment of the day. i dont have preferences really. in any aspect. at all.
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: depends on whether im feeling sultry at the moment
70. Short or Tall: girls should be shorter most definitely.
71. Easygoing or serious: i like easy going just fine, thank you. but we gotta know when to sober up.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneity is a must
73. Fatty or Skinny: athletic?
74. Sensitive or Loud: i like loud girls
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship... however sex is becoming equatable to affection in my book lately
76. Sweet or Caring: what the hell is the difference?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: on many occasions
79. Had Alcohol: of course
80. Smoked: cigarettes, cigars, weed
81. Ran Away From Home?: kind of... not quite
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: dental ones during my check ups
84. Been with someone: are you delving into the inner depths of my sex life? you grotsky little biotch
85. Broken Someones Heart: yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: have i ever BROKEN up with someone you mean? yes i have
87. Cried When Someone Died: no i havent actually. no one that close to me has ever died.
88. Cried At School: not in any recent memory. i had an anxiety attack in the bathroom earlier this year though. not fun, let me tell you
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: yeah. catholicism, no.
90. Miracles: i hope there are
91. Love At First sight: attraction? yes.
92. Ghosts: ehhh no.
93. Aliens: the universe is a pretty enormous place.
94. Soul Mate: no
95. Heaven: i have to be optimistic
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: maybe?
98. Kissing on The First Date: whats wrong with that
99. Horoscopes: no but theyre fun as hell
god this just ended up making me severely depressed for some reason.
i ended up getting fucking hammered on saturday night, hitting on mike white, making out with kaitlin, calling half the people in my cell's phone book and professing my suicidal moods to them. aaaaaaand then i passed out for about 4 hours.
i felt like getting that out to the public.
i lost track of what i drank after about 5 shots of jack, 3 of captain morgans, and 3 of bacardi. i ended up guzzling some gin out of billy hinburn's glass. then flinging myself across the room at him. and then wigging out when someone called mariah carey a coked out whore.
oh jesus god.
this could have ended up being SUCH a good entry. i just became so severely depressed. and i could have vented to my live journal. im too lazy. im too tired to care. im too numb to care. im not numb right now actually. im shit right now. but the eventual numbness will soon set in.
everything's eventual, man.
i don't want to fall asleep tomorrow night with a diagnosis. i really don't.
i don't even have the effort to make myself sound remotely intelligent by peppering this stupid entry with meaningless honors english vocab words.
I made this completely random cd in a final attempt to make myself feel better.
1. Penfifteen Club- Miss Hilton
2. My Chemical Romance- Helena
3. The Trammps- Disco Inferno
4. Green Day- Wake Me Up When September Ends
5. Paris Hilton- Screwed
6. Jefferson Starship- We Built This City on Rock and Roll
7. Christina Milian- Dip It Low
8. Fall Out Boy- Sugar, We're Going Down
9. KC and the Sunshine Band- Boogie Shoes
10. Garbage- Some song I can't remember the title of
11. Good Charlotte- I Just Wanna Live
12. Mariah Carey- Shake It Off
13. Jet- Cold Hard Bitch
14. Madonna- Like a Prayer
15. Madonna- Frozen
16. Dashboard- This Ruined Puzzle
17. The Crystal Method- Born Too Slow
18. Enya- May It Be
i'm telling ya, everything's eventual.
2. Nicknames: Jon, Jonny, Coots, Jonnerz, Dogg, Piss
3. Birthday: March 6, 1988
4. Place of Birth: Milford?
5. Zodiac Sign: Pisces
6. Male or Female: androgynous? no just kidding, male
7. Grade: senior in high school
8. School: Detroit Catholic Central which is grating on my already worn nerves
9. Occupation: slut
10. Residence: Farmington Hills...
11. Screen Name: twitchh21
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: reddish brownish blondish
13. Hair Length: not nearly as long as i want it to be, but fkind of long
14. Eye color: blue-green
15. Best Feature: lips or eyes. probably lips.
16. Height: 5'8"
17. Braces: havent had them for a while
18. Glasses: no sir
19. Piercings: my ears. and soon to be cartilage. possibly tongue?
20. Tattoos: none yet
21. Righty or Lefty: right but im fairly ambidextrous
___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: maybe jen johnston?
23. First Award: ummmm... probably something for swimming?
24. First Sport You Joined: baseball (t-ball) probably
25. First pet: well as soon i was brought into this cold impartial world, i was an owner of three cats- ella, tiger, and sponge. so i had three first pets, i suppose?
26. First Real Vacation: florida most likely. or new orleans.
27. First Concert: i have a vague feeling it was U2...
28. First Love: like that will ever happen
___ Favorites___
29. Movie: i have dozens but im rather partial towards Donnie Darko
30. TV Show: my fantastic four are SNL, ER, the OC, and Desperate Housewives
31. Color: midnight blue
32. Rapper: missy elliot. the black eyed peas are my favorite rappers but theyre a group, so i decided to go with misdemeanor
33. Band: black eyed peas or the killers
34. Song Right Now: im loving "with or without you", "helena", and every other song in the world
35. Friend: herbie. he's always there. ::wink::
36. Candy: snickers maybe?
37. Sport to Play: swimming. before i decided to quit to pursue some of my more passionate interests
38. Restaurant: buca di beppo, page's, hooters', the whitney (even though ive been there only like 5 times- it is one fine ass dining experience)
39. Favorite brand to wear: AE, A&F, Hollister, GAP, Express, whatev. I'm slowly being drawn into the underground world of thrift store clothing though, and im straying from the beaten path of name brand designers.
40. Store: Urban Outfitter's
41. School Subject: band haha what can i say?
42. Animal: ive grown up with cats all my life, so im rather preferential towards them
43. Book: the sun also rises, harry potter
44. Magazine: Rolling Stone, Blender
45. Shoes: i like flip flops
___Currently___
46. Single or Taken: single, alone, loveless. thanks for rubbing it in. eat me.
47. feeling: apathetic, bland, empty
48. Have a crush: quite a few
49. Eating: nothing as usual
50. Drinking: vodka as usual. just kidding- nothing.
51. Typing: this wretched but entertaining survey
52. Online: naturally?
53. Listening To: enya- may it be
54. Thinking About: how im seeing war of the worlds tomorrow for the fourth time, and how i will then get the chemicals in my brain analyzed by a psychologist
55. Wanting To: have sex with anyone willing?
56. Watching: i was watching football earlier
57. Wearing: jeans, a t-shirt, cool ass belt, necklace, ring, life. thats it
__________Future__________
58. Want Kids: maybe?
59. Want to be Married: maybe?
60. Careers in Mind: singer? writer? actor? anything that i can do to draw attention to myself?
61. Where do you want to live: LA or NYC or Chicago
62. Car: a realistic goal is a corvette.
__Which is Better in a love interest___
63. Hair color: brunette/ brown, sometimes black
64. Hair length: im okay with almost anything. no extremes though
65. Eye color: blue or green... brunettes with blue or green eyes... holy god that's hot
66. Measurements: 24-34-46... sorry that was my petey pablo moment of the day. i dont have preferences really. in any aspect. at all.
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: depends on whether im feeling sultry at the moment
70. Short or Tall: girls should be shorter most definitely.
71. Easygoing or serious: i like easy going just fine, thank you. but we gotta know when to sober up.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneity is a must
73. Fatty or Skinny: athletic?
74. Sensitive or Loud: i like loud girls
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship... however sex is becoming equatable to affection in my book lately
76. Sweet or Caring: what the hell is the difference?
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker
___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: on many occasions
79. Had Alcohol: of course
80. Smoked: cigarettes, cigars, weed
81. Ran Away From Home?: kind of... not quite
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: dental ones during my check ups
84. Been with someone: are you delving into the inner depths of my sex life? you grotsky little biotch
85. Broken Someones Heart: yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: have i ever BROKEN up with someone you mean? yes i have
87. Cried When Someone Died: no i havent actually. no one that close to me has ever died.
88. Cried At School: not in any recent memory. i had an anxiety attack in the bathroom earlier this year though. not fun, let me tell you
___Do You Believe In___
89. God: yeah. catholicism, no.
90. Miracles: i hope there are
91. Love At First sight: attraction? yes.
92. Ghosts: ehhh no.
93. Aliens: the universe is a pretty enormous place.
94. Soul Mate: no
95. Heaven: i have to be optimistic
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: maybe?
98. Kissing on The First Date: whats wrong with that
99. Horoscopes: no but theyre fun as hell
god this just ended up making me severely depressed for some reason.
i ended up getting fucking hammered on saturday night, hitting on mike white, making out with kaitlin, calling half the people in my cell's phone book and professing my suicidal moods to them. aaaaaaand then i passed out for about 4 hours.
i felt like getting that out to the public.
i lost track of what i drank after about 5 shots of jack, 3 of captain morgans, and 3 of bacardi. i ended up guzzling some gin out of billy hinburn's glass. then flinging myself across the room at him. and then wigging out when someone called mariah carey a coked out whore.
oh jesus god.
this could have ended up being SUCH a good entry. i just became so severely depressed. and i could have vented to my live journal. im too lazy. im too tired to care. im too numb to care. im not numb right now actually. im shit right now. but the eventual numbness will soon set in.
everything's eventual, man.
i don't want to fall asleep tomorrow night with a diagnosis. i really don't.
i don't even have the effort to make myself sound remotely intelligent by peppering this stupid entry with meaningless honors english vocab words.
I made this completely random cd in a final attempt to make myself feel better.
1. Penfifteen Club- Miss Hilton
2. My Chemical Romance- Helena
3. The Trammps- Disco Inferno
4. Green Day- Wake Me Up When September Ends
5. Paris Hilton- Screwed
6. Jefferson Starship- We Built This City on Rock and Roll
7. Christina Milian- Dip It Low
8. Fall Out Boy- Sugar, We're Going Down
9. KC and the Sunshine Band- Boogie Shoes
10. Garbage- Some song I can't remember the title of
11. Good Charlotte- I Just Wanna Live
12. Mariah Carey- Shake It Off
13. Jet- Cold Hard Bitch
14. Madonna- Like a Prayer
15. Madonna- Frozen
16. Dashboard- This Ruined Puzzle
17. The Crystal Method- Born Too Slow
18. Enya- May It Be
i'm telling ya, everything's eventual.