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I have the inability to write short entries. Oh well:
I haven't updated in a week. That's nice. Last Wednesday Thursday and Firday were nuts at school with the pep rally and such. I don't really remember what happened, just alot of screaming about the eagles and such.
Then Friday night we went to see Boogeyman. That was actally alot better than I thought it would be. i didn't miss all the scary parts like Steph though
. Then we had that crazy paper Exit Survey thing to fill out. I tok one for Lord of the Rings the Return of the King also. That was funny cause i went with my cousin Brian and we're sitting there waiting for the movie to start, and then tehy turned on the lights and someone walked out in front of the screen like "Can I have your attention." Me and Brian both thought they were gonna say the movie wasn't gonna be showing or something. But then they are like, "Yea, umm, you're cool, and we want to know what you think." and then handed out the papers. They did the same thing yesterday except they handed out the papers before they went in front of the screen, so it was all good.
After that I went Back to Kristas I do believe and we watched Soap Operas. You don't know it, but The Conquistador is secretly plotting to kill the crazy man's third wife. Maybe next week...Then Saturday I sat around like a bum all day when I should have been doing homework, and at night I went to Stephanie's house. Mario is so irritating. Then Sunday I did some of that homework I was suppossed to and went to my grandpop's house around 3, even though my grandpop wouldn't be there. Tradition or something I guess. And the Eagles lost, but they played really well and all that jazz.
Monday, I don't remember what happpened, I was tired nothing too exciting
But Today. Wow.
First period I had free and I didn't do anything, I just sat in the back of the library, and made fun of Mr. Falcone. Then second period, i had Joey the bull Falcone. That guy is such a (expletive)(expletive)(expletive) lol. But it's semi alright cause i got a 10/10 on my math quiz, first one of them I've seen since the first quarter. Either way. He still looks like a turtle who wants the class to fail.
Third period was Mr. Hartey's class. this class is always fun but, today was great. I'm really getting tired of listening to these Hamlet tapes though. But Mr. Hartey was explaining how when Old King Hamlet died, His younger brother Claudius took over the throne when he married Old Hamlet's wife. (that's nasty....). So Young Hamlet isn't the king because his uncle Claudius Married his mom after his dad died. But the question arose, how come Claudius had to marry the Queen to become King? wouldbn't he just be next in line cause he was the younger brother to the King. But because the King had a son it threw it all off. Needless to say, with the names and stuff, people got a little confused. Kevin Miller quickly solved the whole problem...
"Ok, look...When Mufasa died, hios brother Scar became the King. But as soon the Animal Kingdom found out Simba was alive, Simba was King." So basically...Mufasa = Old King Hamlet, Scar = Claudius, and Simba = Hamlet. This was followed with the class singing the circle of life. and Brennan Hagy saying "Oh, So Lion King was based after Hamlet. Disney's a genius..."
Now while this all seemed funny then, I started thinking about it. Then I did some "research." I think Lion King really is based on Hamlet. How awesome is that?
Then Fourth Period was Mr. Nicolletti's Class. Wow. that's honestly all that can be said in one word about that class. Now lately there have been some complaints and stories circling the LaSalle Xangas. FOr Instance, Little Stoner's:
"Then today he comes in and tells us we're going to watch Lord of the Flies. I get all excited because it's a great movie/book, despite the fact that those kids couldn't act for a fig newton. But I digress. Mr. Nick proceeded to pontificate for a good 25 minutes about Lord of the Flies and about how he interpreted it right, and we must have interpreted it wrong (because Mr. Nick is ALWAYS right, naturally). And then, instead of Lord of the Flies, he shows us this poorly-made movie about the crucifixtion." I wrote "WTF?!?" in my notes. Twice.
Then there is Stouoffe who says -your religion teacher is a mental case who thinks he's a divinely inspired prophet;
Now I've only had Mr. Nick for like 2 weeks and i came to the conclusion he's right. Over the past 2 weeks Mr. Nick has told us various not-so-believeable things, such as him working for Padre Pio for two years, thus allowing him to see the Star Wars script before it was written. Noone else in the world saw it. Oh, and He got letters from some Hindu author wh wouldn't write letters to anyone cause it was against his beliefs in religion. But Mr. Nick explained the meaning of life to him, so Mr. Nick got letters. Also, Mr. Nick is apparently the only perfect Hindu, Buddist, Taoist, Christian, and Muslim in the world. But today...Today he went nuts.
I took notes on everything he said. First he tells us that he ran a 17 mile marathon, and it didn't hrut his body because he had trained for it and was fine when it was over. During the marathon his mind was in the perfect Hindu state of stillness, not thinking of anything. I don't see how you can run a 17mile marathon and not hink. Then again, I don't see how Mr. Nick could run a marthon. Period. Second, he knows what "Kundalini" is because he wrote a poem about it that was published in India. and this Kundalini is a power that controls the "7 shockers" and he knew a man in war who could control one of them and gave him the ability to dodge bullets.
Right about now kids started giving him puzzled looks. That's when he busted out the big guns. He knew another man who had the ability to walk through and see through walls because of these shockers. And Mr. Nick knew him personally, because the man worked for the government. And guess what? Mr Nick says, and I quote, "I have worked with, not for, but with the government for the last 6 years." Mr. Nick has told them 100's of ideas. about 2/3 of the ideas they accepted, teh other 1/3 they had already thought of. SO i guess that means Mr. Nick never had a bad idea.
He told us he worked on the Y2K bug, and came up with 44 solutions to the problem. Now if Mr. Nick alone can come up with 44 solutions, why in the world was there a problem in the first place? He also told us that he wouldn't open an email from his own mother because it had an attachment on it. Apparently, computers should never have been made for home use. I wonder if he told the government that one?
He says he told the government (he keeps referring to them as if they are friends) that they could have saved people on September 11th if they put parachutes in teh buildings. So Mr. Nick calculated that from the 15th floor up, you could use a parachute, with a slot in it so it travels at a 45 degree angle away from the building. Last time I checked, Nicolletti was a religion teacher, not a physist.
So Mr. Nick could have saved lives if he had his idea a little earlier. Because if you ever see a parachute in a building above the 15th floor, you know it was his idea. Then he procceeds to explain it awas soley his idea to strip 4 nuclear submarines and fill them with Navy Seals in order to get a silent approach on Iraq. And of course...they listened.
This man is crazy. Flat out crazy. He knows everyone, and everything, and is a genius. He's like when you see in movies that Secret Agent X Factor the government has. Except he's Mr. Nicolletti, High school religion teacher, and not a single word is true. I guarantee it.
That's my rant for today. I'm sure i'll come up with more stories as the year progresses. I heard he was crazy before i took the class. But you don't realize it until you actually have him. The guy's a nut job.
That's all I have for today. I'm tired of writing
John
I haven't updated in a week. That's nice. Last Wednesday Thursday and Firday were nuts at school with the pep rally and such. I don't really remember what happened, just alot of screaming about the eagles and such.
Then Friday night we went to see Boogeyman. That was actally alot better than I thought it would be. i didn't miss all the scary parts like Steph though
. Then we had that crazy paper Exit Survey thing to fill out. I tok one for Lord of the Rings the Return of the King also. That was funny cause i went with my cousin Brian and we're sitting there waiting for the movie to start, and then tehy turned on the lights and someone walked out in front of the screen like "Can I have your attention." Me and Brian both thought they were gonna say the movie wasn't gonna be showing or something. But then they are like, "Yea, umm, you're cool, and we want to know what you think." and then handed out the papers. They did the same thing yesterday except they handed out the papers before they went in front of the screen, so it was all good.
After that I went Back to Kristas I do believe and we watched Soap Operas. You don't know it, but The Conquistador is secretly plotting to kill the crazy man's third wife. Maybe next week...Then Saturday I sat around like a bum all day when I should have been doing homework, and at night I went to Stephanie's house. Mario is so irritating. Then Sunday I did some of that homework I was suppossed to and went to my grandpop's house around 3, even though my grandpop wouldn't be there. Tradition or something I guess. And the Eagles lost, but they played really well and all that jazz.
Monday, I don't remember what happpened, I was tired nothing too exciting
But Today. Wow.
First period I had free and I didn't do anything, I just sat in the back of the library, and made fun of Mr. Falcone. Then second period, i had Joey the bull Falcone. That guy is such a (expletive)(expletive)(expletive) lol. But it's semi alright cause i got a 10/10 on my math quiz, first one of them I've seen since the first quarter. Either way. He still looks like a turtle who wants the class to fail.
Third period was Mr. Hartey's class. this class is always fun but, today was great. I'm really getting tired of listening to these Hamlet tapes though. But Mr. Hartey was explaining how when Old King Hamlet died, His younger brother Claudius took over the throne when he married Old Hamlet's wife. (that's nasty....). So Young Hamlet isn't the king because his uncle Claudius Married his mom after his dad died. But the question arose, how come Claudius had to marry the Queen to become King? wouldbn't he just be next in line cause he was the younger brother to the King. But because the King had a son it threw it all off. Needless to say, with the names and stuff, people got a little confused. Kevin Miller quickly solved the whole problem...
"Ok, look...When Mufasa died, hios brother Scar became the King. But as soon the Animal Kingdom found out Simba was alive, Simba was King." So basically...Mufasa = Old King Hamlet, Scar = Claudius, and Simba = Hamlet. This was followed with the class singing the circle of life. and Brennan Hagy saying "Oh, So Lion King was based after Hamlet. Disney's a genius..."
Now while this all seemed funny then, I started thinking about it. Then I did some "research." I think Lion King really is based on Hamlet. How awesome is that?
Then Fourth Period was Mr. Nicolletti's Class. Wow. that's honestly all that can be said in one word about that class. Now lately there have been some complaints and stories circling the LaSalle Xangas. FOr Instance, Little Stoner's:
"Then today he comes in and tells us we're going to watch Lord of the Flies. I get all excited because it's a great movie/book, despite the fact that those kids couldn't act for a fig newton. But I digress. Mr. Nick proceeded to pontificate for a good 25 minutes about Lord of the Flies and about how he interpreted it right, and we must have interpreted it wrong (because Mr. Nick is ALWAYS right, naturally). And then, instead of Lord of the Flies, he shows us this poorly-made movie about the crucifixtion." I wrote "WTF?!?" in my notes. Twice.
Then there is Stouoffe who says -your religion teacher is a mental case who thinks he's a divinely inspired prophet;
Now I've only had Mr. Nick for like 2 weeks and i came to the conclusion he's right. Over the past 2 weeks Mr. Nick has told us various not-so-believeable things, such as him working for Padre Pio for two years, thus allowing him to see the Star Wars script before it was written. Noone else in the world saw it. Oh, and He got letters from some Hindu author wh wouldn't write letters to anyone cause it was against his beliefs in religion. But Mr. Nick explained the meaning of life to him, so Mr. Nick got letters. Also, Mr. Nick is apparently the only perfect Hindu, Buddist, Taoist, Christian, and Muslim in the world. But today...Today he went nuts.
I took notes on everything he said. First he tells us that he ran a 17 mile marathon, and it didn't hrut his body because he had trained for it and was fine when it was over. During the marathon his mind was in the perfect Hindu state of stillness, not thinking of anything. I don't see how you can run a 17mile marathon and not hink. Then again, I don't see how Mr. Nick could run a marthon. Period. Second, he knows what "Kundalini" is because he wrote a poem about it that was published in India. and this Kundalini is a power that controls the "7 shockers" and he knew a man in war who could control one of them and gave him the ability to dodge bullets.
Right about now kids started giving him puzzled looks. That's when he busted out the big guns. He knew another man who had the ability to walk through and see through walls because of these shockers. And Mr. Nick knew him personally, because the man worked for the government. And guess what? Mr Nick says, and I quote, "I have worked with, not for, but with the government for the last 6 years." Mr. Nick has told them 100's of ideas. about 2/3 of the ideas they accepted, teh other 1/3 they had already thought of. SO i guess that means Mr. Nick never had a bad idea.
He told us he worked on the Y2K bug, and came up with 44 solutions to the problem. Now if Mr. Nick alone can come up with 44 solutions, why in the world was there a problem in the first place? He also told us that he wouldn't open an email from his own mother because it had an attachment on it. Apparently, computers should never have been made for home use. I wonder if he told the government that one?
He says he told the government (he keeps referring to them as if they are friends) that they could have saved people on September 11th if they put parachutes in teh buildings. So Mr. Nick calculated that from the 15th floor up, you could use a parachute, with a slot in it so it travels at a 45 degree angle away from the building. Last time I checked, Nicolletti was a religion teacher, not a physist.
So Mr. Nick could have saved lives if he had his idea a little earlier. Because if you ever see a parachute in a building above the 15th floor, you know it was his idea. Then he procceeds to explain it awas soley his idea to strip 4 nuclear submarines and fill them with Navy Seals in order to get a silent approach on Iraq. And of course...they listened.
This man is crazy. Flat out crazy. He knows everyone, and everything, and is a genius. He's like when you see in movies that Secret Agent X Factor the government has. Except he's Mr. Nicolletti, High school religion teacher, and not a single word is true. I guarantee it.
That's my rant for today. I'm sure i'll come up with more stories as the year progresses. I heard he was crazy before i took the class. But you don't realize it until you actually have him. The guy's a nut job.
That's all I have for today. I'm tired of writing
John