O_O

[_straydog_]

I'M BLEEDING.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLEEDING.

WHY THE FUCK AM I BLEEDING DOWN THERE?!?!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[royal_trickster]

AHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHHA.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Have I mentioned how I love you, Renji?

[_straydog_]

FUCK YOU.

[royal_trickster]

I LOVE YOU TOO, RENJI.

[_straydog_]

GO THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE I SHOVE A FROZEN TWINKIE UP YOUR ASSHOLE UNTIL IT COMES OUT YOUR NOSE.

[royal_trickster]

BUT SEE, NOW THAT I'M A GIRL, THINGS LIKE THAT WORK IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAYS, RENJI~ ♥

AND BESIDES, YOU TRY ANYTHING WITH ME, I GET TO PULL ALL YOUR PRETTY HAIR OUT~ ♥

[_straydog_]

I'LL STAB YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT WITH A SPORK AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR.....YOUR....GIRL PLACE!!!!!

[royal_trickster]

THEN YOU'LL BE A VERY PRETTY BALD RENJI THEN~ ♥!

AWW, YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH SPUNK AS A GIRL. IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

[_straydog_]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!

[royal_trickster]

YOU'RE SO MEAN, RENJI~! ...OR SHOULD I CALL YOU REGINA??? >:D! ♥

[_straydog_]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD

[ichaicha_sensei]

>3

[OoC: Jiraiya's wondering if that's a promise or not. XD! "Hot Girl on Girl action~!!! w00t!" is his mode of thinking at the moment.]

[_straydog_]

.....teach? o.O;;;

[ichaicha_sensei]

=D Yes, I'm definitely a professor here at Hogwarts. A rather new one, though experienced in East Asian Magic. >3

Pleased to meet you~

Boobies~♥!

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[_straydog_]

Nice to meet you too.... o.O;;;;