Also for some reason I think constantly about sandwiches
Lauren asked me, "What do you need to do to be happy?" and the answer was, "Be someone else."
I keep waking up in the middle of the night panicking about Thanksgiving. How am I going to arrange all of the foods so that they arrive on the table warm? I was okay about this before I started watching too many Food Network specials, where people call in shouting, "The turkey was dry and now everyone is DEAD!" My favorite was the man who called in to say his cat ate the turkey. I do not think that is a cooking problem, sir.
I keep waking up in the middle of the night panicking about Thanksgiving. How am I going to arrange all of the foods so that they arrive on the table warm? I was okay about this before I started watching too many Food Network specials, where people call in shouting, "The turkey was dry and now everyone is DEAD!" My favorite was the man who called in to say his cat ate the turkey. I do not think that is a cooking problem, sir.