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I have a very small bruise on my head. It's raised and roundish, just a little smaller than a pea.
I have no memory of getting this bruise, I discovered it a few nights ago when I was scrubbing my hair in the shower. It seemed to disappear the next day, and now it's back, and more defined. I desperately want to ask someone to look at the top of my head and describe it to me, but I don't know anyone well enough to feel comfortable asking them that.
Until I hear otherwise, I'm just going to assume it's cancer. Really I just assume every ailment is cancer, because it is the one disease that doesn't run in our family, and I am just waiting for it to manifest in me so that I can collect all the hereditary diseases. Degenerative hip disease, heart disease, osteoporosis, arthritis, Alzheimer's, addiction, depression, bring it on.
Admittedly that previous sentence would look a lot better if it were more concise, but we like to pass all of our horrible problems on to the next generation in my family.
I have no memory of getting this bruise, I discovered it a few nights ago when I was scrubbing my hair in the shower. It seemed to disappear the next day, and now it's back, and more defined. I desperately want to ask someone to look at the top of my head and describe it to me, but I don't know anyone well enough to feel comfortable asking them that.
Until I hear otherwise, I'm just going to assume it's cancer. Really I just assume every ailment is cancer, because it is the one disease that doesn't run in our family, and I am just waiting for it to manifest in me so that I can collect all the hereditary diseases. Degenerative hip disease, heart disease, osteoporosis, arthritis, Alzheimer's, addiction, depression, bring it on.
Admittedly that previous sentence would look a lot better if it were more concise, but we like to pass all of our horrible problems on to the next generation in my family.