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My IE just crashed and I said "yipee, CRASH" because I couldn't think of any other words more inappropriate to describe how annoying that is. Maybe, "that's convenient", or "finally", or "that's my mama".
Tuesday the 26th was an awesome day. I woke up at 8:30, finished a four page essay I started, er, then. So in an hour and a half I began and finished an essay, took a shower, and ate mcdonalds. So writing was a breeze *SHOCK*, and I got to ride down to Fry's with Mark J and another fella from our speech class, Tom. I practiced my speech the whole time, which I didn't mind, and than we grabbed Arbys on the way out. I gave my speech, aced it, and got out of class an hour early. Thank you Mr. Harlow. I went down to Happy Valley Park to try to get some photos for my photojournalism class. It was supposed to be about the weather, just kind of an open ended assignment. I took some kinda lame scenary pictures, and tried to take a few shots of some kids playing on the equipment. The only problem is that I have a wide angled lense, and if I were to take photos I would have to get up in their face, and so I didn't think that was appropriate. Being the great person I am I decided to ask one of the moms who seemed to be supervising the rowdy crew. She was a bumble bee-hatched roof(aka a bitch), and said no. I than slunk away in embarrassment and went driving around Happy Valley. I took pictures of Happy Valley signs in a hope that they will turn out ok and I can say "It looks like the citizens of HAPPY VALLEY are blessed with fine spring time weather, bringing out all the patrons of HAPPY VALLEY PARK." That would be a good caption for some decent pictures. PARAGRAPH.
After leaving Happy Valley I came back home and played some games on the computer. This was short lived as I was interrupted by some neighbor boys who wanted to play with Duke. In case anyone doesn't know I recently got a boxer puppy, his name is Duke Too. I than went back in, wasted time on MySpace, wished Livejournal wasn't dying quicker than American workers in Iraq. WHAT?!?!? Too soon?? So I wished Livejournal wasn't dying quicker than a buzz from a wine cooler. There, clever but just safe enough. I than decided to go grocery shopping, which isn't too great, but I got to get the ingredients for homemade orange julius'. I made some, it was good, wasted more time online speculating about the origins of monotheism and the death of polytheism. Or SUPPOSED death of polytheism. My theory is that it will come back to torture all the hot monotheistic religions while they are at a party. Of course _____ religion will die first, dirty slut of a religion. Sluts always die first in horror films. And so that was essentially my semi-productive, uninvolved, uncomplicated, relaxing, tasty, sunny day.
BIG QUESTION: If your friends were being killed by an undead noun, which would you A.) be most shocked to see die first, and B.) be least shocked to see die first.
BIG ANSWER: A.)Me, because I do not seem like a slut. B.) Robert Chang because I believe Jason Cook.
Tuesday the 26th was an awesome day. I woke up at 8:30, finished a four page essay I started, er, then. So in an hour and a half I began and finished an essay, took a shower, and ate mcdonalds. So writing was a breeze *SHOCK*, and I got to ride down to Fry's with Mark J and another fella from our speech class, Tom. I practiced my speech the whole time, which I didn't mind, and than we grabbed Arbys on the way out. I gave my speech, aced it, and got out of class an hour early. Thank you Mr. Harlow. I went down to Happy Valley Park to try to get some photos for my photojournalism class. It was supposed to be about the weather, just kind of an open ended assignment. I took some kinda lame scenary pictures, and tried to take a few shots of some kids playing on the equipment. The only problem is that I have a wide angled lense, and if I were to take photos I would have to get up in their face, and so I didn't think that was appropriate. Being the great person I am I decided to ask one of the moms who seemed to be supervising the rowdy crew. She was a bumble bee-hatched roof(aka a bitch), and said no. I than slunk away in embarrassment and went driving around Happy Valley. I took pictures of Happy Valley signs in a hope that they will turn out ok and I can say "It looks like the citizens of HAPPY VALLEY are blessed with fine spring time weather, bringing out all the patrons of HAPPY VALLEY PARK." That would be a good caption for some decent pictures. PARAGRAPH.
After leaving Happy Valley I came back home and played some games on the computer. This was short lived as I was interrupted by some neighbor boys who wanted to play with Duke. In case anyone doesn't know I recently got a boxer puppy, his name is Duke Too. I than went back in, wasted time on MySpace, wished Livejournal wasn't dying quicker than American workers in Iraq. WHAT?!?!? Too soon?? So I wished Livejournal wasn't dying quicker than a buzz from a wine cooler. There, clever but just safe enough. I than decided to go grocery shopping, which isn't too great, but I got to get the ingredients for homemade orange julius'. I made some, it was good, wasted more time online speculating about the origins of monotheism and the death of polytheism. Or SUPPOSED death of polytheism. My theory is that it will come back to torture all the hot monotheistic religions while they are at a party. Of course _____ religion will die first, dirty slut of a religion. Sluts always die first in horror films. And so that was essentially my semi-productive, uninvolved, uncomplicated, relaxing, tasty, sunny day.
BIG QUESTION: If your friends were being killed by an undead noun, which would you A.) be most shocked to see die first, and B.) be least shocked to see die first.
BIG ANSWER: A.)Me, because I do not seem like a slut. B.) Robert Chang because I believe Jason Cook.