okay so,,,, i want to Fall In Love with the rookies (davo, mitch, ajuice, etc.) but.... i know Nothi

Jan 13, 2017 02:14

mcjesus: called manning a bitch
‘i’m not dead mcjesus’
v good at hockey
littolist captain
looks very startled 90% of the time

ajuice: ‘i’m trying dog’
harambe sweater
probably a meme
super shady
why won’t he follow back nate dog
loves him mom a lot

muzz: has an instagram for his dog
is literally a tree branch
feed him
his dog is gonna weigh more than him
like my comment on instagram once
his adam’s apple can be seen from space
stanley cup champion

gaudreau:
uses a child’s stick
ate nothing but nutella for a week and had to go to the doctor
probably shouldn’t live by himself
stuck pucks in his cup to make weight
Johnny Hockey™

dylan larkin: dboss
zoom zoom beep beep motherfucker
when university of michigan stayed in michigan grew up in michigan loves michigan
apparently really bitchy in hs
that one video of him walking,,,

mitchell: his actual real name is mitchell
is 6'0 but probably 12
seriously who let him on the ice
can get auston to do literally whatever he wants
tiny would probably die if u hit him

nuge: jingle the fuck out of my life
the green and purple suit
the bathing suit
nuge is basically a fashion icon
kind of looks like a rat
but not like marchand
but like in a model way
super bitchy@spaceyho’s bitchy nhl bf

jack the thrill eichel: shady af
get that oilers mic out of my face
fashion eichel
actually a unicorn
competing with sid for ugliest crocs
is there actually a good photo of him?
we just don’t know
he looks the exact same as he did when he was four
help my son

ekdad: looks like a 35 year old lawyer who’s already had one divorce his ex wife won’t let him see the kids anymore, his new girlfriends daughter loves him, his new girlfriend is 18 so we’ll see what happens
who let him on team NA
is probably definitely lying about his age

chicken run: is definitely lying about his age
god made his bone structure
his insta is the softest shit ever
has the nicest abs

colton: Big Boy Season™

big mac: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHH

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