Jul 31, 2007 10:34
the seventh or eighth of august will be the last day that i see john. he already told me that he's going to get me good. i need to think of a way to get him good. he keeps wiping his sweat on me, and pinching and tickling me. i'm trying to think of something incredibly good, but who knows if i'll figure out what that is in time.
any ideas of how to get him are welcome. here are things i've done in the past, that aren't that bad. i want something incredibly awful this time.
- put green icing on his box cutter (which is green) so he didn't notice it until it got all over his hands.
- threw flour all over his back / the back of his head (he's black, so it looked funny as hell.)
- hit his bottle (several times) while he was drinking.
- taken his plastic bags & knife at work and hid them on him.
i'm trying to think of something good, but not harmful. i want to get him soooo bad before i no longer see him anymore. he's like a big brother to me (i call him my big black brother.) any ideas?