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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I set present4every1's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I punched loserkiid101 in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I helped _charmedgrlox across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-91 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
_starrynightsky