Title: This Is What Happens When..[ONESHOT]
Pairings: JaeMin
Rating: RRR
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hug______ _starcandy Summary: DBSG boys return to Japan and meet the infamous Hard Gay. For those of you who do not know who he is, here's a link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SKDpSuorPi8 Changmin drew in a deep breathe. “Ah, it’s nice to be in Japan again isn’t it?” He outstretches his arms and bathes his body in the sun. The other’s follow and enjoy their return to a rich and beautiful country.
“Feels good ne?” Jaejoong observes the buildings around him then returns to look at Changmin. Junsu lets out a content sigh and mewls his agreement.
“Aja, let’s get going to our new apartment,” Yunho pulls the members back to their senses and lead them towards the tall gray building down the street.
The five were chatting excitedly, pointing here and there at various shops along the street. Changmin sniffed the air and his stomach grumbled. He about strayed off if it hadn’t been for Jaejoong holding onto his arm. He whined in protest and attempted to free his arm but to no avail. There was no other option but to suffer all the way home.
He wasn’t the only one who wanted to stay back and enjoy walking around for a bit. Ahead of him he could see Yoochun trying to sneak off into a clothing store but Junsu was quick to catch him. Changmin had to giggle and continued on to catch up with them.
The three who were ahead paused, and turned their heads. Changmin and Jaejoong stopped in their tracks and turned to look as well. What they saw was probably something not suitable for kids under fifteen. One the other side of the street, the five of them gawked at the figure standing in front of a ramen shop.
Starting from the person’s tacky leather boots, to his very tight leather and not to mention very short shorts, his aviators that would make anyone jealous, and lastly that black cap that fit snugly onto his head. “HOOO~ I’m Hard Gay.”
The boys flinched when they saw the man begin shaking his hips vigorously in front of the little children that passed by. “Those poor kids..” Junsu said.
“Ah don’t look!” Jaejoong shouted. “He’s coming this way! RUN.” Like a speeding bullet, the five of them ran at top speed towards the safety of their apartment.
Yunho slammed the door behind him and tried catching his breathe. The four others slumped to the floor, relieved they finally escaped the temporary nightmare. “Good thing we’re faster, or else he’d have chased us all the way here!” Yoochun managed to say between breaths.
“Yeah,” Junsu agreed. “Who knows what he would have done if we stayed.”
Jaejoong sat up, “I don’t even want to think about it.”
Changmin sat up too, “I never knew he was an actual person.”
They all burst out laughing. “Of course he’s real Changmin!” Everyone except Jaejoong got up and left Changmin to lose himself in his thoughts. Jaejoong stood there patiently waiting for Changmin to notice him but five minutes passed and nothing. So he had no choice but to kneel down and whisper into the boy’s ear, “He’s as real as this.” With a soft kiss on the lips, Changmin finally noticed Jaejoong but was left in a daze. Jaejoong smirked and followed the other members into the kitchen.
“Arrghhhh there’s nothing to eat!” Junsu wailed.
“Of course not, we just moved in,” Yunho sat on the counter and smiled. “Nice apartment huh?”
Yoochun raised a hand, “Let’s order take out! I know this good ramen place to order from.”
“Ramen? I’m in!” Jaejoong made an entrance by skipping in and slipping on the kitchen tiles. Yunho and Junsu raised an eyebrow at Yoochun, who was smiling devilishly. Changmin heard the commotion and rushed to the kitchen, finding Jaejoong on the floor. He helped the other up and onto his feet before questioning the obvious, “What’s for dinner?”
Again, Yunho and Junsu raised an eyebrow but with a bit more mischief behind it. Yoochun cackled causing both Jaejoong and Changmin to contort their faces in confusion. “What?” They both said in unison. Yoochun waved away the comment, “oh nothing, nothing. How does ramen sound to you guys?”
Changmin’s eyes became big round balls of excitement, “Ramen?!”
Yoochun nodded and held back a laugh, “Yeeeahhh…There’s this really good ramen place down the street from here. Why don’t you and Jae go order and bring back something for all of us?”
The room became silent except for Junsu and Yunho’s attempt at holding in laughter. Jaejoong wondered what was so funny and he would have pondered some more if it weren’t for Changmin clinging to his arm and dragging him out the door.
“I’m hungry hyung. You’re paying for it all right?…Right?” Changmin looked behind him but Jaejoong wasn’t paying him much mind. Instead, he was still thinking.
“Something doesn’t seem right..”
“What doesn’t?” the younger tilted his head in question.
“Ramen shop…” he trailed off and looked to the sky. Why did it seem a fishy that the three would send them to get ramen? Couldn’t they have all gone out together?
“What’s wrong with ramen?! We all love ramen!”
Jaejoong shook his head slowly, “Noo..that’s not it..”
“Ah, well we’re almost there,” Changmin pointed down the street towards the small hut. Jaejoong continued on although he felt a bit uneasy.
When they entered, they found themselves a seat and waited for the waiter. They didn’t have to wait long before they could order some ramen to go but as they waited, that’s when the situation seemed all to familiar.
“So Hard Gay was out advertising your ramen shop?” a customer asked the owner who was also the cook. From the corner of his eyes, Jaejoong saw him nod. “THAT’S IT.”
“What’s it?”
“They tricked us!”
“Who tricked us?”
“Earlier we saw Hard Gay standing in front of THIS place!”
“What!!?”
After a second of realization, Changmin banged his head onto the table. “Those guys…”
Jaejoong scratched his head in frustration. “I can’t believe we forgot he was HERE. To top that off, they tricked us to coming here! Actually NO. If you had just let me think a little longer I would have remembered. But noo, you dragged me off with you’re ‘I’m hungry hyung!’ talk,” he poked Changmin in the stomach and watched the boy jump. “Excuse us! Can we just have the bowls to eat here?” Jaejoong waved his arm to catch the waiter’s attention. The waiter saw him and smiled before nodding.
“Well at least he’s not here anymore…” Changmin trailed off and began laughing. “That would suck if he were.”
“Just don’t think about it and eat all this up. We’ll split the fifth bowl,” Jaejoong said as he set a big bowl of ramen in front of the hungry boy.
Changmin licked his lips and rubbed his hands together in glee. “But what about-?”
“Forget them,” the elder said, stabbing his chopsticks at his noodles. “They tried having us ambushed by Hard Gay.”
“Oh okay,” Changmin shrugged his shoulders and wolfed down his first bite of ramen. Jaejoong looked over the rim of the bowl and saw that half its content was already gone. “You animal,” he says. Changmin smiles gaily and finishes up the rest before grabbing his second bowl.
Within a few slurps, Changmin wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “Done,” he says, eyeing the third bowl that was supposed to be shared between the two. “Alright, just take it! Geez.” Jaejoong waved the bowl off to Changmin and the boy gladly accepted it. “Thank you hyung,” he muttered through mouthfuls of ramen.
“Might as well take my second bowl too. Here.”
“I’m good, keep it.”
Changmin nodded. “I’m starting to feel it,” he patted his stomach. Jaejoong licked his lips greedily and enjoyed his food, ignoring the fact that Changmin was watching him intently -or was it his noodles he was watching?
“Are you sure you’re full already?”
The boy nodded solemnly but it didn’t fool Jaejoong one bit. “Open up,” he said, spooning up a bundle of ramen and directing it into Changmin’s ready mouth.
Changmin closed his eyes and moaned deep in his throat, “Mmm..so good.” He reopened his eyes slowly and watched Jaejoong’s reaction. The other was smirking and leaning in closer until his lips were barely an inch away from Changmin’s own. “No more for you,” Jaejoong whispered before pulling back and lifting his bowl to his face.
Changmin watched the other’s Adam’s apple bob up and down with a bit of the warm liquid dripping down his chin as well. He licked his lips and gulped, trying to keep himself from ravishing the other man right then and there.
Jaejoong let out a big burp and giggled in embarrassment. “Excuse me,” he said while blushing.
“Good. You’re paying right?” Changmin asked before getting up and dashing out the exit. Jaejoong growled and pulled out his wallet.
When he stepped out of the small hut, he searched for Changmin in the dimming daylight. “Changmin!” he called out.
“Right here,” Jaejoong whipped around and saw the other leaning against a building beside the ramen shop. So cool Jaejoong thought as he observed the manly silhouette moving towards him. He came back to his senses when an arm came around him, steering him down the street. “Can we look around before we go back hyung?” Changmin asked.
Jaejoong nodded and wrapped an arm around the other’s waist. No one would recognize them both as guys would they? Since it was becoming dark out already. He clung closer to Changmin.
“Hey, let’s go to the club!” Changmin pointed to a flashy building.
Jaejoong snapped, “Why?!” but he returned to his usual manner. “I’d rather stay like this.” Changmin let out a laugh and hugged his lover. “Okay, let’s stay like this then.”
“Hooo~!”
“What was that?” Changmin asked. He whirled around with Jaejoong still on him, but he saw nothing.
“Probably just the wind,” Jaejoong said but he doubted it after he heard the sound again.
“Hooo~!”
He tensed up. “You know what Changmin, just walk faster. Please.” The two hastened but they couldn’t escape what was coming at them.
Out of no where, the most absurdly dressed man came out at them. “Two lover boys eh?! Let Hard Gay bless you both! HOOO~” and the man began shaking his hips. “I guarantee a great night! YEAHHH~ Come stay in this love hotel! HOOOO~” He took a step closer towards the two boys but they leaned back. Hard Gay grinned maliciously as he chased the two boys. They had no where to go but to the safety of the hotel that was not so far off.
“One room please!” Jaejoong hollered at the top of his lungs as he ran by the front desk and grabbed for the keys with Changmin hurrying behind him.
“That’s the way to do it! HOOO~” Hard Gay stopped in the middle of the hall and did his infamous hip shaking. The boys didn’t bother looking back to see the disturbing scene.
With a loud click, Changmin locked the door behind him. “That was close,” he said.
Jaejoong nodded in agreement and fell onto the soft fluffy bed. “Finally, peace and quiet.”
“Enough peace and quiet to do this right?” the younger was quick to move onto the other and showered Jaejoong with kisses. The other grumbled and pushed his face away.
Changmin pulled back and stripped off his shirt, showing off his chest and abs. “Aww come on hyung. I know you want this,” Changmin pointed at himself.
“You’re right,” Jaejoong said. “But I want that too.” He raised a finger and pointed at the boy’s crotch.
“We’re in a love hotel, so why n-”
“HOOOO~”
Faster than he’d ever seen before, Jaejoong attached himself to him. “I’m scared,” he whined.
Changmin laughed. “The door’s locked. There’s no way for him to get in,” he looked deep into the other’s eyes until he felt that Jaejoong was reassured. He didn’t have to wait long since the other tore off his shirt and eagerly said, “Let’s do it.” Pants and boxers were removed, thrown off to somewhere random in the room. Jaejoong connected his lips with Changmin’s, first giving it light pecks then sucking on them viciously; he ran the tip of his tongue along with the other’s, asking for permission. Changmin replied by thrusting his own tongue into his hyung’s mouth, bringing his hand up to molest the other’s nipple. Jaejoong trembled under his lover’s touch, “Oh Min,” his raspy whisper sending the lust straight down to Changmin’s groin.
Changmin was the first to pull himself away, hearing the other groan at the loss of all contact. Jaejoong grabbed for Changmin, using his strong arms to pull the other back on top of him. He saw the other smirk before continuing on.
“Make noise for me Min,” Jaejoong whispered as he reversed positions so that he was now resting atop the other. He splayed his hands across Changmin’s chest, caressing the forming man breasts. He heard Changmin moan from the touch and so he gave a squeeze, hearing the younger let out an “ah!”. Jaejoong laughed and continued his assault, moving his lips to the noticeably hard buds. He teased one by chomping down on it lightly, licking it to sooth away whatever pain was given.
Jaejoong continued to tease the younger, alternating between biting and licking. He used his hand to molest the other nipple at the same time, feeling Changmin’s arousal becoming even harder. He wrapped his fingers around the erected member, pumping it and creating a slow steady rhythm.
Changmin laid there, feeling dazed as the other touched him in all the right places. “More.”
“What was that Changmin?”
“…more!”
Jaejoong stopped his hand, clenching Changmin tightly until he could hear the boy whimper. “Oh? More? I’ll give you more.” He ran his hand along the base of Changmin’s cock, tracing a line as he made his way to the boy’s entrance. He slowly forced his finger through the tight ring then dared to add another. With his two fingers he steadily thrust in and out while working magic with his mouth.
Changmin thrusted his hips upward into that warm inviting mouth with each thriving force of fingers within him. “Jae..” he gruntedas he thrusted into the other’s mouth again. He ran his hand through that silky hair, grabbing onto it for support. Tears welled up into Jaejoong’s eyes as the pain shot through his scalp. He took revenge by pushing his fingers in as forcefully as he could, unconsciously hitting that sweet nerve within the boy.
Changmin gasped as he thrusted into Jaejoong’s mouth on his own accord. His pace quickened and Jaejoong had to keep himself from crying as his mouth was being screwed. Finally the hold on his hair loosened and his mouth free. Changmin wrapped his hands around his own arousal and pumped himself through his orgasm. A short intake of breath was taken and he came. Jaejoong flinched. Changmin had just come into his face.
Jaejoong removed his fingers from within Changmin and swiped the come off of his cheek, bringing it to his lips and tasting Changmin. The other was watching him, soaking in the view.
“Let me help,” he said, pulling on Jaejoong’s arm and lowering him until his face was barely an inch above his. Changmin lifted his head slightly and swiped away the mess on Jaejoong’s chin. He ran his finger along the elder’s jaw line, using his thumb to play with Jaejoong’s lips until the other tenderly sucked on them.
Changmin raised himself so that he slumped against the headboard. He wrapped his legs around Jaejoong and pulled him closer. “Ready when you are,” he said as he reached behind him to hold onto the headboard for support.
Jaejoong placed his hands on those hips, feeling its smoothness as he absorbed Changmin’s readiness. This should definitely be a night to remember; no Yoochun, Yunho, or Junsu to come busting in and disturbing them in the middle of sex. Nope, none of that tonight Jaejoong thought to himself -if not very happily. Changmin saw Jaejoong’s gleeful face and struggled to lean up and kiss him.
Jaejoong pushed Changmin back onto the bed and guided his neglected cock into the younger. He clenched his teeth when he felt the tight heat surround him, pushing until all of him was in. Changmin held tightly onto the headboard above him and moaned. Jaejoong removed himself slowly as he looked devilishly into Changmin’s eyes. The second time, he thrusted in more harshly, emanating a loud gasp from Changmin. He did it again, repeatedly while listening to the cries of the one below him. Changmin trembled beneath him, feeling the bundle of nerves within him being struck in just the right way.
“Min..” Jaejoong whispered softly. He pulled Changmin’s hands free from the headboard, hearing a soft click at the same time. Suddenly waves of pleasure was sent through him as the bed vibrated below him. Changmin dropped his legs from Jaejoong’s shoulders and wrapped his arm tightly around his lover. Jaejoong grunted a few times as he took his time nipping and licking at the younger’s collarbone.
Changmin felt high on ecstasy. He resumed where the other had stopped and lifted his hips while feeling the vibration send shockwaves through him. Jaejoong moved again, thrusting shallowly before forcing himself as deep as he could go and released himself. “Changmin!” he cried. Changmin felt the warm liquid fill his insides, causing him to quake with his own climax.
Jaejoong collapsed onto Changmin, both of them panting. “Who knew this was a vibrating bed,” he said.
“Yeah,” Changmin breathed out. “There’s a switch back there I think,” he pointed one lazy finger behind him.
“Ah, too tired to look,” Jaejoong said as he nuzzled his head against the boy’s sweaty neck.
“Sounds like someone had great night for them! HOOO~” someone shouted through the door.
“Shit,” Jaejoong said.
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“I’m hungry!” Junsu whined. He patted his empty stomach and glared at Yoochun. “Idiot, I bet they did get chased by that Hard Gay guy.”
Yoochun shrugged. “Couldn’t be helped I guess.”
“But it cost us our dinner,” Yunho groaned as he laid himself on the floor. “So hungry.”
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seems like I am once again being distracted by oneshots! can't help it :\ but hope you enjoyed this. comments are appreciated<3