What Goes Around, Comes Around
Title: What Goes Around, Comes Around
Genre: COMPLETE. And TOTAL. FLUFF. And crack.
Pairing: Min7en, JaeMin, DongBangMin
Rating: PG13 for implications. That is all.
Summary: The boys really should stop reading fanfiction.
Author’s Note: Ok…umm…I FAIL AT LIFE. Because of the latest onslaught of Min7en…I have decided to do a fic with that pairing. I like it a hell of a lot more than KeiMin…no offense to Changta lovers out there. I wrote this while high on sugar…so its very crack-y and fluffy and BAD grammar, form, spelling, etc…I’ll fix it up if I feel like it, but this is all for now. Please comment and enjoy!
“Jae, what are you doing?”
“Shhh!” The eldest member of DBSK had his ear pressed to a dressing room door and had an expression of rapt concentration on his face.
“You shouldn’t eavesdrop, you know. I thought we were looking for Min!” Yunho frowned.
“I FOUND Min. He’s in here,” Jaejoong remained at the door. Frowning, they all looked at the sign on the door.
Se7en.
Without another word, they all took up various places on the door, holding their breath. Soon enough, they could discern the conversation taking place on the other side. Trading panicked glances, they listened hard.
“So…” Changmin’s voice sounded first, slightly muffled through the thick wood of the door. “Did it hurt?”
“It hurt the first few times but…you get used to it.” Se7en’s voice was slightly deeper and it sounded like he was moving around the room. The members all frowned and moved closer to the door. “It may hurt…but in the end, it’s fantastic- definitely worth it.”
“I see…” There was a pause. “Maybe I should try it some time,”
They heard Se7en chuckle. “Wouldn’t that ruin your image as the innocent one in the group?”
“Mmm…it’s not like anyone would ever look and see, if I’m careful enough,” Gaping, Junsu opened his mouth but Yoochun shushed him with a finger to his lips. “Mmmhmm…does it make a difference whether it’s with a guy or a girl?”
“Well…with girls, there’s no issue about who’s more of a man…with guys, usually, it’s not good for your pride if you’re on the receiving end.” The four young men eavesdropping at the door shot frantic glances at each other. “My first time was with a girl,”
“I see…yeah, I think I’ll try it,”
That was enough. Jaejoong, Yunho, Junsu and Yoochun burst through the door to see Changmin sitting on a table and Se7en reclining in a chair.
“Hyung-deul…?”
“MIN! WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!” Jaejoong yelled. “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, SHIM CHANGMIN? AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, CHOI DONGWOOK? WE CAN LOOK AFTER CHANGMIN FINE BY OURSELVES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!”
“Sorry, I-”
“What were you talking about?” Yunho asked with a glare. Poor Changmin had no idea why his beloved band members were all treating him and Se7en with death glares.
“Umm…”
“You know, you can always ask us about anything you need…” Yoochun began.
“We were just talking about tattoos!”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Guys?”
“Right…umm…see you around,”
With that elegant parting response, the four other members fled. Changmin turned to Se7en, confused. “What was that all about?”
“Hmm…oh, I think they thought we were talking about sex.”
“Oh…that would explain how they were acting,”
Se7en scoffed. “Come on…me and you? How far-fetched is that? No offense Minnie, you’re cute and all, but not my type,”
“I know,” Changmin ran his hands through his hair. “I think they’ve been reading fanfiction again. Junsu told me a new pairing has been popping up…Min7en,”
A cough sounded from outside the door. Se7en raised his eyebrow. “And what do you think about that, baby?”
Changmin smirked. “Hmm…I don’t know, honey. Let me get back to you on that soon-”
Jaejoong burst into the room and dragged Changmin out by his collar with more strength than someone with such a feminine face should really have.
Genre: COMPLETE. And TOTAL. FLUFF. And crack.
Pairing: Min7en, JaeMin, DongBangMin
Rating: PG13 for implications. That is all.
Summary: The boys really should stop reading fanfiction.
Author’s Note: Ok…umm…I FAIL AT LIFE. Because of the latest onslaught of Min7en…I have decided to do a fic with that pairing. I like it a hell of a lot more than KeiMin…no offense to Changta lovers out there. I wrote this while high on sugar…so its very crack-y and fluffy and BAD grammar, form, spelling, etc…I’ll fix it up if I feel like it, but this is all for now. Please comment and enjoy!
“Jae, what are you doing?”
“Shhh!” The eldest member of DBSK had his ear pressed to a dressing room door and had an expression of rapt concentration on his face.
“You shouldn’t eavesdrop, you know. I thought we were looking for Min!” Yunho frowned.
“I FOUND Min. He’s in here,” Jaejoong remained at the door. Frowning, they all looked at the sign on the door.
Se7en.
Without another word, they all took up various places on the door, holding their breath. Soon enough, they could discern the conversation taking place on the other side. Trading panicked glances, they listened hard.
“So…” Changmin’s voice sounded first, slightly muffled through the thick wood of the door. “Did it hurt?”
“It hurt the first few times but…you get used to it.” Se7en’s voice was slightly deeper and it sounded like he was moving around the room. The members all frowned and moved closer to the door. “It may hurt…but in the end, it’s fantastic- definitely worth it.”
“I see…” There was a pause. “Maybe I should try it some time,”
They heard Se7en chuckle. “Wouldn’t that ruin your image as the innocent one in the group?”
“Mmm…it’s not like anyone would ever look and see, if I’m careful enough,” Gaping, Junsu opened his mouth but Yoochun shushed him with a finger to his lips. “Mmmhmm…does it make a difference whether it’s with a guy or a girl?”
“Well…with girls, there’s no issue about who’s more of a man…with guys, usually, it’s not good for your pride if you’re on the receiving end.” The four young men eavesdropping at the door shot frantic glances at each other. “My first time was with a girl,”
“I see…yeah, I think I’ll try it,”
That was enough. Jaejoong, Yunho, Junsu and Yoochun burst through the door to see Changmin sitting on a table and Se7en reclining in a chair.
“Hyung-deul…?”
“MIN! WE’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!” Jaejoong yelled. “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, SHIM CHANGMIN? AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, CHOI DONGWOOK? WE CAN LOOK AFTER CHANGMIN FINE BY OURSELVES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!”
“Sorry, I-”
“What were you talking about?” Yunho asked with a glare. Poor Changmin had no idea why his beloved band members were all treating him and Se7en with death glares.
“Umm…”
“You know, you can always ask us about anything you need…” Yoochun began.
“We were just talking about tattoos!”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Guys?”
“Right…umm…see you around,”
With that elegant parting response, the four other members fled. Changmin turned to Se7en, confused. “What was that all about?”
“Hmm…oh, I think they thought we were talking about sex.”
“Oh…that would explain how they were acting,”
Se7en scoffed. “Come on…me and you? How far-fetched is that? No offense Minnie, you’re cute and all, but not my type,”
“I know,” Changmin ran his hands through his hair. “I think they’ve been reading fanfiction again. Junsu told me a new pairing has been popping up…Min7en,”
A cough sounded from outside the door. Se7en raised his eyebrow. “And what do you think about that, baby?”
Changmin smirked. “Hmm…I don’t know, honey. Let me get back to you on that soon-”
Jaejoong burst into the room and dragged Changmin out by his collar with more strength than someone with such a feminine face should really have.