Somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
O Monday, how do I love thee? Let me make an organized bulleted list of the ways.
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- Fresh new weekly pair of pants
- Another week, another parties
- Getting in the zone
- Sometimes I get laid (not in the zone)
- I can start looking forward to Friday
- New razor blade makes it easy to cut hairs off my face
- One week closer to dying
- Cancer is bad for you
- Cancer is nothing to joke about
- Gentlemen light a lady's cigarette first if they have a lighter, but they light theirs first if they have a match, so as not to expose the lady to the unpleasant scent of sulfur.
- Pomade and wax are different
- Be careful of old motherboards, many do not accept IDEE
- Choke up on the bat
- Never drink coffee that is thicker than water
- Guns are not toys unless they are loaded.
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