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Something noteworthy finally happened, and that means an ELL JAY UP DATE.
So yesterday Allison and I drove around for a few hours and we found HA-WI-AN TEEKE IMPORTS! One of the creepiest and most disturbing stores in the universe. It is a front for the Mafia, the Triad, and a group of hawaiian tiki men who have their fun by throwing brain cloud victims into volcanoes. I would recommend going in there if you want to end up on three hit lists at the same time.
After that we went to the A&W and I bought a bottomless mug of root beer. Allison said if I drank 4 full glasses of root beer I would get a prize. And I didn't get it yet. But I did get really, really sick and the half-gallon of root beer ruptured my stomach lining. I guess a night in the hospital and 14 stitches is enough of a prize.
I want my prize.
So yesterday Allison and I drove around for a few hours and we found HA-WI-AN TEEKE IMPORTS! One of the creepiest and most disturbing stores in the universe. It is a front for the Mafia, the Triad, and a group of hawaiian tiki men who have their fun by throwing brain cloud victims into volcanoes. I would recommend going in there if you want to end up on three hit lists at the same time.
After that we went to the A&W and I bought a bottomless mug of root beer. Allison said if I drank 4 full glasses of root beer I would get a prize. And I didn't get it yet. But I did get really, really sick and the half-gallon of root beer ruptured my stomach lining. I guess a night in the hospital and 14 stitches is enough of a prize.
I want my prize.