steeevie says: did anyone get a medieval theme?
steeevie says: I TOTALLY did
luckyicefairy: yeah! Knights, pigs on spits.
luckyicefairy: a sort of hawaiian crossed my mind too though
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steeevie says: What the hell does the allusion to Lent mean?
RynSoccer8: or the one to brobdingnag?
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: Lent is about sacrifice
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: like giving something up
steeevie says: Brobdingnag is gullivers travels
steeevie says: so made lean Lent, made people eat less on Lent
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steeevie says: what is the monument about?
steeevie says: I thought it was a big 'ol pile o poo
RynSoccer8: the pig is the monument to gluttony i think
kiling aristotle: ok so is the pig really fantasizing about killing some knight??
steeevie says: what about letting legend like dried mud drop
steeevie says: no the pig was fantasizing about some hot man pig that would kill a night
steeevie says: and she wants the hog to jump her bones
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: i say there wasn't enough sex in this poem.
steeevie says: I seriously think lines 37 onward are about the sow taking a huge dump
steeevie says: like dried mud drop
steeevie says: slowly, grunt on grunt
steeevie says: to shape a monument
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HEEY OCEANFLOOR: what does "hove" mean.
luckyicefairy: copse = thicket of small trees/shrubs
steeevie says: it's a thing on a pig's foot
luckyicefairy: Past tense and past participle of heave.
luckyicefairy: hoove steve.
steeevie says: shhh
steeevie says: stupid sylvia platt can't even fuckin spell hoove
steeevie says: I hate that bitch!
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: YOU BE RESPECTFUL.
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: OR ELSEEEEEEEEEE
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luckyicefairy: I wonder what Munro would do if she was watching us discuss this poem.
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: shuttup and analyze.
kiling aristotle: she would say "love that"
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*later realize that ewald’s crapping idea was right*
steeevie says: ewww poop
RynSoccer8: so it takes a dump
steeevie says: a fat dump*
RynSoccer8: that means.......
steeevie says: and the dump fills all the seas
steeevie says: and all the continents get covered in dumpy
steeevie says: so the pigs gluttony takes over and reigns supreme?
RynSoccer8: yeah
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: okay so how exactly do we write an essay on the pig pooing
steeevie says): write it with poo poo!
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: i mean what's the terminology for that
kiling aristotle: feces?
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: STOPP STEVIE OR ELSE
steeevie says: defecate?
aNgeLfacEbtch544: dUNG!
steeevie says: stfu ung
steeevie says: you just want your name in all our essays
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steeevie says: ryan send us all your essay
RynSoccer8: i would, but mine will be as valuable as poo
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HEEY OCEANFLOOR: my notes are kind of unintelligible.
steeevie says: (cuz they're written in poooooo)
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RynSoccer8: hey anyone know what "bloat tun of milk" is?
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: i did it in class.
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: I dont actually know anything.
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: tun maybe....ton or a container?
luckyicefairy: The pig is pregnant
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: because isn't it talking about piglets?
steeevie says: I think container
luckyicefairy: and the piglets want her miiilk
kiling aristotle: dude kimsa i so have that on my paper
steeevie says: i want her sweet milk
RynSoccer8: ya i get that part, i mean is tun just misspelled?
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: yeah or maybe an older spelling
steeevie says: A large cask for liquids, especially wine.
steeevie says: that or fuckin platt can't spell yet again
RynSoccer8: steve r u just making stuff up again?
steeevie says: ryan suck my cock
steeevie says: I looked it up
RynSoccer8: just like hove?
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: stevie i'm telling mrs munro.
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steeevie says: Mrs. Munro knows aaaaalll about it
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: she helped you i bet.
JollyAsianGiant: I said fuck that shit
JollyAsianGiant: And stopped after 40 minutes
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steeevie says: becca you are a filth pig!
luckyicefairy: *filthy
steeevie says: shush!
steeevie says: she's a filth pig
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: i must say, filth pig sounds better.
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: it's got a ring to it.
HEEY OCEANFLOOR: i LIKE it!
LXAnathemaXL: I wish I was a filthy pig..
steeevie says: my little filth pig <3<3
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luckyicefairy: So this pig's poop is a symbol of gluttony. And the neighbors see her as a god. and we see her as a filth pig.
JollyAsianGiant: The pig took a shit?
steeevie says: right in her ass!
JollyAsianGiant: Why do you think the neighbor sees it as a god?
RynSoccer8: cuz its talking about what the neighbors see of it, the narrator lists off a bunch of picturesque things
JollyAsianGiant: I think: A man's treasure is another man's trash. And that this gluttony is a symbol of what can happen
steeevie says: okay thanks confucius
JollyAsianGiant: This pig shows that extreme gluttony leads to this pig living his life through dreams, avoiding reality as much as possible. And when he dreams about mauling the knight
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steeevie says: i saw this one porno where this chick had a hoove
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JollyAsianGiant: Pooing?
JollyAsianGiant: I get it now
JollyAsianGiant: I think it is taking a shit
(9:59 PM) JollyAsianGiant has left the room.
(10:02 PM) JollyAsianGiant has entered the room.
JollyAsianGiant: I think I have symbolism for the taking a crap
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JollyAsianGiant: We were supposed to spend 40 minutes writing
JollyAsianGiant: And then stop
JollyAsianGiant: WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE HELP