life of a robot

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Life of a robot.

Roll over
Pull the blankets up under chin
Hit snooze once
Lull around in bed restlessly
Alarm goes off again
Get up
Knock on door
See if roomies are out of bathroom
Splash cold water on face
Stare at groggy reflection in mirror
One and half squirts of face wash
Splash twice with warm water
Massage into face with gentle circular motion
Rinse
Tooth brush
Tooth paste
Front
Left
Right
Back
Tongue
Left contact
Right contact
Pat face dry
Comb hair
Clothes
Underwear
Shirt
Pants
Jacket
Watch
Stow shoes in bag
Put on flip flops
Straighten shirt collar
Mirror, again
Smile
One dusting, two
Center of the apple of cheek
Sweep up to hairline
Close left eye
Trace top lash
Half of bottom lash
Two sweeps of light shadow
One sweep of dark
Close right eye
Cream for under eye circles
One spritz on each wrist
Look out window at sky
Umbrella
Purse
Check for cell phone,
Metro card,
Keys,
Wallet
Grab protein bar on the way out the door
Lock door
Elevator down 6 flights
Leave building
Walk to work
Look both ways before crossing
Stop for cars
Elevator up 12 flights
Arrive at work
Change into work shoes
Put lunch in fridge
Sit in front of computer
Research
Type up memo
Eat lunch
Sit in front of computer
Apply Chap Stick
Research
Type up memo
Sift through piles of paper on desk
Look at clock
Realize that it is 6:30
Pack up
Change into flip flops
Elevator down 12 flights
Leave building
Walk home
Look both ways before crossing
Stop for cars
Elevator up 6 flights
Get home
Heat up leftovers or make cereal
Eat dinner
Change into pj’s
Watch Friends and/or Sex & City with roomies
Take out contacts
One and half squirts of face wash
Splash twice with warm water
Massage into face with gentle circular motion
Rinse
Tooth brush
Tooth paste
Front
Left
Right
Back
Tongue
Left contact
Right contact
Pat face dry
Set alarm
Turn off lights
Go to bed
Pull covers up under chin
Toss and turn
Fall asleep
Life of a robot.

Roll over
Pull the blankets up under chin
Hit snooze once
Lull around in bed restlessly
Alarm goes off again
Get up
Knock on door
See if roomies are out of bathroom
Splash cold water on face
Stare at groggy reflection in mirror
One and half squirts of face wash
Splash twice with warm water
Massage into face with gentle circular motion
Rinse
Tooth brush
Tooth paste
Front
Left
Right
Back
Tongue
Left contact
Right contact
Pat face dry
Comb hair
Clothes
Underwear
Shirt
Pants
Jacket
Watch
Stow shoes in bag
Put on flip flops
Straighten shirt collar
Mirror, again
Smile
One dusting, two
Center of the apple of cheek
Sweep up to hairline
Close left eye
Trace top lash
Half of bottom lash
Two sweeps of light shadow
One sweep of dark
Close right eye
Cream for under eye circles
One spritz on each wrist
Look out window at sky
Umbrella
Purse
Check for cell phone,
Metro card,
Keys,
Wallet
Grab protein bar on the way out the door
Lock door
Elevator down 6 flights
Leave building
Walk to work
Look both ways before crossing
Stop for cars
Elevator up 12 flights
Arrive at work
Change into work shoes
Put lunch in fridge
Sit in front of computer
Research
Type up memo
Eat lunch
Sit in front of computer
Apply Chap Stick
Research
Type up memo
Sift through piles of paper on desk
Look at clock
Realize that it is 6:30
Pack up
Change into flip flops
Elevator down 12 flights
Leave building
Walk home
Look both ways before crossing
Stop for cars
Elevator up 6 flights
Get home
Heat up leftovers or make cereal
Eat dinner
Change into pj’s
Watch Friends and/or Sex & City with roomies
Take out contacts
One and half squirts of face wash
Splash twice with warm water
Massage into face with gentle circular motion
Rinse
Tooth brush
Tooth paste
Front
Left
Right
Back
Tongue
Left contact
Right contact
Pat face dry
Set alarm
Turn off lights
Go to bed
Pull covers up under chin
Toss and turn
Fall asleep
Life of a robot.

Roll over
Pull the blankets up under chin
Hit snooze once
Lull around in bed restlessly
Alarm goes off again
Get up
Knock on door
See if roomies are out of bathroom
Splash cold water on face
Stare at groggy reflection in mirror
One and half squirts of face wash
Splash twice with warm water
Massage into face with gentle circular motion
Rinse
Tooth brush
Tooth paste
Front
Left
Right
Back
Tongue
Left contact
Right contact
Pat face dry
Comb hair
Clothes
Underwear
Shirt
Pants
Jacket
Watch
Stow shoes in bag
Put on flip flops
Straighten shirt collar
Mirror, again
Smile
One dusting, two
Center of the apple of cheek
Sweep up to hairline
Close left eye
Trace top lash
Half of bottom lash
Two sweeps of light shadow
One sweep of dark
Close right eye
Cream for under eye circles
One spritz on each wrist
Look out window at sky
Umbrella
Purse
Check for cell phone,
Metro card,
Keys,
Wallet
Grab protein bar on the way out the door
Lock door
Elevator down 6 flights
Leave building
Walk to work
Look both ways before crossing
Stop for cars
Elevator up 12 flights
Arrive at work
Change into work shoes
Put lunch in fridge
Sit in front of computer
Research
Type up memo
Eat lunch
Sit in front of computer
Apply Chap Stick
Research
Type up memo
Sift through piles of paper on desk
Look at clock
Realize that it is 6:30
Pack up
Change into flip flops
Elevator down 12 flights
Leave building
Walk home
Look both ways before crossing
Stop for cars
Elevator up 6 flights
Get home
Heat up leftovers or make cereal
Eat dinner
Change into pj’s
Watch Friends and/or Sex & City with roomies
Take out contacts
One and half squirts of face wash
Splash twice with warm water
Massage into face with gentle circular motion
Rinse
Tooth brush
Tooth paste
Front
Left
Right
Back
Tongue
Left contact
Right contact
Pat face dry
Set alarm
Turn off lights
Go to bed
Pull covers up under chin
Toss and turn
Fall asleep

Rinse and repeat