Wtfzors? O_o
Cool. I forgot to update...again. Lots of stuff has been happening; this summer vacation is turning out to be vair vair interesting. Btw, 2 paragraphs from my last journal entry didn't show up, but it didn't delete anything important. Except if you count me hitting a rabbit in my third hour of driving lessons important.
As you might know, Loror and I should be gallivanting around Florida at this very moment...well maybe not because its the middle of the night, but anyway we should be in Florida. But we're not. We went about our normal plans for driving to FL, and we made it to Virginia and decided to spend the night at the hotel. The guy at the desk at the hotel said "ya'll" but this is very besides the point and random. Anyway, we went to sleep at around 12:30ish and were awoken by the sound of "This sh*t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s" and i was like holy crapzors that's my cell phone. I asked fribble fountain (aka lor) what time it was and she said 2:30. I thought my parents were giving us a wake up call to get our butts in gear, but we weren't supposed to be back on the road until around 7-ish. So i looked at the caller ID and it wasn't a NJ area code, but i picked it up and it was my Uncle from California. He told me he just spoke to my dad and my dad gave him my cell phone number instead of my moms or something...it turns out my mom couldn't remember the last 2 digits of her cell number(I'm serious) so they gave my uncle my number. I was just like ok, I'll tell my parents to call you. So I called my parents and they were all like, "Grandma (the one from Cali) is in intensive care at the hospital because of kidney failures and shes doing really bad. Get ready to leave because we need to get back to Jersey and get on a plane." And i was all like ohhh crap because a.) that was some really bad news and b.) it was 2:30 in the morning. So we left the hotel and drove really fast back home. I was kinda scared because my mom's a typical NJ driver and she was really tired when we were eating dinner...and she only had 2 hours of sleep. We got home okay and everything, but I felt really bad when we dropped Lor off back at her house at 8am.
That was the day before yesterday. I spoke to my spaztastic cousin a while ago and she said my Grandma's showing signs of improvement but it's still iffy. I hope she gets better. =/
Getting off that topic, I woke up at 2:30 today. In the afternoon. Huzzah for being a slacker. I was starving so I sent my brother out to the store to buy some food. I specifically told him FOOD, not CRAP. However, he came home with snapple, hot pockets, popsicles, crap for sandwiches, and jack daniel's mustard. I'm not in the mood for sandwiches, and i would be starving to death at this very moment if i hadn't found some mac and cheese. <3 mac and cheese. Plus my mom told him not to buy any Ramen for me because I eat too much of it. Pfft.
I went to the mall today with the spazettes (Lor, Linda, and Ashi). Boy, that was f*cked up. We were only there for about an hour and things started off perfectly normal, but God-forbid they stay that way. We went dress shopping at Nordstroms to find Ashi a dress for Kristens sweet-sixteen. Lor and I still didn't know if we were going. We were both invited but we told her we couldn't go because we were supposed to be in Florida. So we arrived at the mutual consensus that Ashi would call Kris because lor and i didn't want to be rude (and we're both lazy). Ash Ketchum didn't want to call but then her madre came to pay for the dress Ash picked out and said she should. Her mom is awesome. So she called and Kris said it was ok, and then we were all like talleyho because we wanted to get some smoothies. So off we went to buy them. When we finished we were supposed to go to California Sunshine to buy a friggin awesome anklet that I bought but lost in the hotel room in Virginia. I remembered going to sleep with it on and then waking up 2 hours later and it wasn't on my ankle anymore. I checked the bed and the floor but i couldn't find it. Very tragic, i know. So Linda started walking towards the elevator which made no sense because we were closer to the escalator. I was like "Um....hello? Escalator plzkthx," but they kept walking. So we were standing there, waiting for the mofo elevator and somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned to find a gangster-looking black guy, that ash and I later came to the conclusion that he was at least 10 years older than me, saying "Wassup 'lil mama?" WTF????????????? I pulled a deer-in-headlights and just kinda nodded my head and turned around searching my friends faces for help. The elevator door had opened and one girl got in and it closed immediately (yeah...kinda weird) but that was lucky for me. There's a good chance I cold have died if i was stuck in the elevator with that guy. Of embarrasment, i mean. So my savior Ashi-spazzy came up with the brilliant suggestion of "Taking the Escalator." I probably would have stood there for all of eternity. I think my IQ was temporarily reduced to 0 and I had a brain-fart. After being asked a question such as "Wassup 'lil mama?" your brain functions cease from the stupidity. As Lor said, how exactly would a normal person go about answering such a question? Honestly, I don't know. I could have said, "White girl don't play that," but Lor said I wasn't white enough to pull that off. Darn. Getting back to the series of eventful, erm...events, we took the escalator. Rags and I lead the way and Lor and Ash were behind us, so i asked rags to walk with me down the escalator and to be prepared to run since he followed us from the escalator. You can play the x-files theme song in your head for added effect. When we got to the end of the escalator we were relieved to find he'd given up the chase and everybody was all like, "Omg, wtf was that?" Soo we calmed down and still walked really fast past the elevator to get my anklet and find ashi a bathing suit. Ash didn't get a bathing suit but i got my anklet <3. The mall was closing so we waited outside to get rides. We were standing in a circle and some guy that was decent looking and maybe possibly hot (it was dark >.<) kept looking at me. I was sort of playing the sticky-eyes game with him...you know, look at him, look away, then look back, and repeat if necessary. He wouldn't stop staring at me, but he didn't say anything to me either. Figures. Anyway, Linda and Ash got their rides and Fribble Fountain and I were waiting for her mom to come. Two dumb guys we're being loud and stupid and one of them threw something in the garbage can in front of us and he was like "Oh yeah." Like it was some major accomplishment and he solved world hunger. I hoped he didn't expect us to start cheering for him or something. When her mom came, Lor and I walked away and they called out 'goodnight ladies' and something else stupid that wasn't worthy of a reply as we left. I ignored them, which i might add im getting very good at. They couldn't just leave it at that. They had to call out, "Hey-you with the black shirt...you're hot!" I realized, oh crap that's me. Thank you captain stupid for making my night...i can now die happy. Not. And that's the story of how I got hit on 3 and a half times in about 20 minutes. One for the gangster guy, 2 for the dumb guys, and a half for sticky-eyes guy.
I just noticed this, but aren't dogs supposed to be especially cute and innocent-looking when they're sleeping? My fat dog Minnie is looking abnormally obese at the moment and the eye that shes blind in is half way open and kind of rolled back in her head. Ok, ew. I hope made a good mental picture for you all to think about. She looks like the poster child (or in her case, thing) for spaying and neutering. Did i mention one of her nostrils is noticeably bigger than the other one? I should probably be getting to sleep to have nightmares of my fat dog. I'm excited for Kristen's fanciful party tomorrow, it's on a yacht. And in case you didn't know, yachts are sexay. G'night! <3
As you might know, Loror and I should be gallivanting around Florida at this very moment...well maybe not because its the middle of the night, but anyway we should be in Florida. But we're not. We went about our normal plans for driving to FL, and we made it to Virginia and decided to spend the night at the hotel. The guy at the desk at the hotel said "ya'll" but this is very besides the point and random. Anyway, we went to sleep at around 12:30ish and were awoken by the sound of "This sh*t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s" and i was like holy crapzors that's my cell phone. I asked fribble fountain (aka lor) what time it was and she said 2:30. I thought my parents were giving us a wake up call to get our butts in gear, but we weren't supposed to be back on the road until around 7-ish. So i looked at the caller ID and it wasn't a NJ area code, but i picked it up and it was my Uncle from California. He told me he just spoke to my dad and my dad gave him my cell phone number instead of my moms or something...it turns out my mom couldn't remember the last 2 digits of her cell number(I'm serious) so they gave my uncle my number. I was just like ok, I'll tell my parents to call you. So I called my parents and they were all like, "Grandma (the one from Cali) is in intensive care at the hospital because of kidney failures and shes doing really bad. Get ready to leave because we need to get back to Jersey and get on a plane." And i was all like ohhh crap because a.) that was some really bad news and b.) it was 2:30 in the morning. So we left the hotel and drove really fast back home. I was kinda scared because my mom's a typical NJ driver and she was really tired when we were eating dinner...and she only had 2 hours of sleep. We got home okay and everything, but I felt really bad when we dropped Lor off back at her house at 8am.
That was the day before yesterday. I spoke to my spaztastic cousin a while ago and she said my Grandma's showing signs of improvement but it's still iffy. I hope she gets better. =/
Getting off that topic, I woke up at 2:30 today. In the afternoon. Huzzah for being a slacker. I was starving so I sent my brother out to the store to buy some food. I specifically told him FOOD, not CRAP. However, he came home with snapple, hot pockets, popsicles, crap for sandwiches, and jack daniel's mustard. I'm not in the mood for sandwiches, and i would be starving to death at this very moment if i hadn't found some mac and cheese. <3 mac and cheese. Plus my mom told him not to buy any Ramen for me because I eat too much of it. Pfft.
I went to the mall today with the spazettes (Lor, Linda, and Ashi). Boy, that was f*cked up. We were only there for about an hour and things started off perfectly normal, but God-forbid they stay that way. We went dress shopping at Nordstroms to find Ashi a dress for Kristens sweet-sixteen. Lor and I still didn't know if we were going. We were both invited but we told her we couldn't go because we were supposed to be in Florida. So we arrived at the mutual consensus that Ashi would call Kris because lor and i didn't want to be rude (and we're both lazy). Ash Ketchum didn't want to call but then her madre came to pay for the dress Ash picked out and said she should. Her mom is awesome. So she called and Kris said it was ok, and then we were all like talleyho because we wanted to get some smoothies. So off we went to buy them. When we finished we were supposed to go to California Sunshine to buy a friggin awesome anklet that I bought but lost in the hotel room in Virginia. I remembered going to sleep with it on and then waking up 2 hours later and it wasn't on my ankle anymore. I checked the bed and the floor but i couldn't find it. Very tragic, i know. So Linda started walking towards the elevator which made no sense because we were closer to the escalator. I was like "Um....hello? Escalator plzkthx," but they kept walking. So we were standing there, waiting for the mofo elevator and somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned to find a gangster-looking black guy, that ash and I later came to the conclusion that he was at least 10 years older than me, saying "Wassup 'lil mama?" WTF????????????? I pulled a deer-in-headlights and just kinda nodded my head and turned around searching my friends faces for help. The elevator door had opened and one girl got in and it closed immediately (yeah...kinda weird) but that was lucky for me. There's a good chance I cold have died if i was stuck in the elevator with that guy. Of embarrasment, i mean. So my savior Ashi-spazzy came up with the brilliant suggestion of "Taking the Escalator." I probably would have stood there for all of eternity. I think my IQ was temporarily reduced to 0 and I had a brain-fart. After being asked a question such as "Wassup 'lil mama?" your brain functions cease from the stupidity. As Lor said, how exactly would a normal person go about answering such a question? Honestly, I don't know. I could have said, "White girl don't play that," but Lor said I wasn't white enough to pull that off. Darn. Getting back to the series of eventful, erm...events, we took the escalator. Rags and I lead the way and Lor and Ash were behind us, so i asked rags to walk with me down the escalator and to be prepared to run since he followed us from the escalator. You can play the x-files theme song in your head for added effect. When we got to the end of the escalator we were relieved to find he'd given up the chase and everybody was all like, "Omg, wtf was that?" Soo we calmed down and still walked really fast past the elevator to get my anklet and find ashi a bathing suit. Ash didn't get a bathing suit but i got my anklet <3. The mall was closing so we waited outside to get rides. We were standing in a circle and some guy that was decent looking and maybe possibly hot (it was dark >.<) kept looking at me. I was sort of playing the sticky-eyes game with him...you know, look at him, look away, then look back, and repeat if necessary. He wouldn't stop staring at me, but he didn't say anything to me either. Figures. Anyway, Linda and Ash got their rides and Fribble Fountain and I were waiting for her mom to come. Two dumb guys we're being loud and stupid and one of them threw something in the garbage can in front of us and he was like "Oh yeah." Like it was some major accomplishment and he solved world hunger. I hoped he didn't expect us to start cheering for him or something. When her mom came, Lor and I walked away and they called out 'goodnight ladies' and something else stupid that wasn't worthy of a reply as we left. I ignored them, which i might add im getting very good at. They couldn't just leave it at that. They had to call out, "Hey-you with the black shirt...you're hot!" I realized, oh crap that's me. Thank you captain stupid for making my night...i can now die happy. Not. And that's the story of how I got hit on 3 and a half times in about 20 minutes. One for the gangster guy, 2 for the dumb guys, and a half for sticky-eyes guy.
I just noticed this, but aren't dogs supposed to be especially cute and innocent-looking when they're sleeping? My fat dog Minnie is looking abnormally obese at the moment and the eye that shes blind in is half way open and kind of rolled back in her head. Ok, ew. I hope made a good mental picture for you all to think about. She looks like the poster child (or in her case, thing) for spaying and neutering. Did i mention one of her nostrils is noticeably bigger than the other one? I should probably be getting to sleep to have nightmares of my fat dog. I'm excited for Kristen's fanciful party tomorrow, it's on a yacht. And in case you didn't know, yachts are sexay. G'night! <3