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[_soiled_soul]

i have a dilemma, i'm very hungry but i want to wait for my sleeping pregnant wife-to-be to wake up because i'd rather eat with her than alone, but i'm god damn starving rahhhhgghgh! wat do?

also panties since I know youre the only one that reads this, how do i find friends on here that will read my shit even though they don't know me?