mexico : dos
Let me start out by saying that this was the best vacation i have ever had. Basically as soon as we got there we jumped in the pool at the resort because it was so freakin hot. It never got below 85 degrees and that was cool, even at night. Then we decided to go to the store and legally buy alcohol for the first time! We asked a guy working there what the locals liked to drink and he suggested this mexican wine. I dono if he didnt understand us or he just wanted to trick us but either way that stuff was NASTY. We tried to give it to like 5 people and no one would take it lol not even the security guards. The rest of the time we were there we stuck to beer and mixed drinks. So anyway the next day we went shopping for a good portion of the day and there was a Margaritaville at the end of the mall we were in so we thought why not have a drink at the end of a hard day of shopping! We got to sit at the bar and everything and we ordered "pink cadillac" margaritas. While we were sitting there enjoying our margaritas this cute mexican waiter came up and started talking to us, then he pulled us on stage and made us dance! This place margaritaville was crazy. Its a chain made by Jimmy Buffet (if you don't know him ask an old hippie) Anyway so we dance and get off stage as fast as possible and then he makes us get on stage again and sing karaoke! and it was a jimmy buffet song of course and neither of us knew the words. Stef got pretty into it tho attemping to sing the song, I just laughed my ass off the whole time. Anyway so we ended up chillen there for like 5 hours and gettin pretty wasted and so this mexihottie Luis thought we were cool i guess cuz he gave us discount wristbands for this club called Daddyo's and said we should meet him there. So we stumbled home on the bus and got ready and ate dinner as fast as we could cuz we were so stoked for this club. We get there and i guess it was ten bucks off so we still had to pay like 30 bucks each but its all good cuz we didnt pay for anything else we did there. We were the first people in the club it seemed like lol so we got to sit in the invitados or guest list seats and we got a good start on our drinkin for the night. We danced soooo much and got hit on soo much everyone knew we were california girls and they were alll over it! We eventually met up with luis pretty late in the evening and he took me to this cool waterfall thing and i was soo hot from dancing that i took a dip lol. Anyway by this time we were really sick of the cigarette smoke because even tho it said no smoking everyone was still doing it so Luis is like why dont we just go to the VIP terrace? what a wonderful idea Luis! so we went up there through this crazy green glow in the dark staircase and this place was almost sicker than the club itself! It had its own bar, own DJ, and an incredible view of the whole city of Cancun. We were wasted by this time and we ended up belly dancing and i did a couple cartwheels lol. I got to talking to Luis a lot and he seemed like a really cool guy. So finally around 4:30 in the morning we decided to head home. We went back down through the club to get out and i think the club was even more packed at 4:30!! So Luis was nice enough to ride with us all the way back to our bus stop and we stumbled up to our suite. We could not open the damn door tho! It was one of those keys that look like a card and u slide it through the door to unlock except ours wouldnt unlock so eventually stef's mom had to get up and open the door for us! We slept on the beach for a good portion of the day because we were so exausted from partying we had done but come evening time we were really to do it all over again. So we hopped on the bus to margaritaville to say hi to our sexican Luis and she if we could score some free passes or somethin. This time he got us into the club called Bulldog and this time it was free. We got these passes that only the locals were supposed to get. We went to the front of the club and they were like how did you get this? These two little white girls with locals passes!! haha so we got in free and started drinkin instantly. The first drink the bartender made me was so weak i asked for a ew one and this one was sooo strong haha it was good tho. There was this crazy stage above this club and it had a stripper pole and we didnt want anything to do with that except eventually we did lol. Luis knew the speaker guy and totally made us go on stage and dance! he was very convincing... We totally got the most cheers tho haha anyway after that we got to go in the super secret vip ice bar and that was one of the coolest things ever. The walls, chairs, tables, bar, and a giant bulldog were all made of ice and you had to go through this sealed door to get to it plus they gave you jackets before you went in it was crazy! oh and did i mention they poored tequilla from giant bottles down your throat as soon as you got in there. Actualy pretty much everywhere we went they poored tequilla down your throat, at bars, restaurants, shopping malls, EVERYWHERE it was madness. This time i stopped resisting and had a nice lil makeout session on the dancefloor with Luis and stef wasnt super stoked about that but i was haha. it was so hot like half the songs the dj played were in spanish and he would whisper the lyrics in my ear... yummm. Then he told me he was gonna give us an extra special surprise the next night and boy he was not lying! We went to Coco Bong! This was this crazy night club that had like a cirque de solei act happening right on top of the club! There were so many people in there you couldnt dance, you couldnt hold a drink without it getting spilled and you couldnt move without spilling someone elses drink either. The acts were amazing. They had spiderman and the green goblin duke it out right above our heads, so close you actualy had to duck to stay out of the way. They also had the matrix, and jesus! Then there was the musical acts like madonna, queen, the village people, and the main event michael jackson! and then there was the mask, mini mask, mini beetlejuice, and many others, it was amazing. This night poor Luis couldnt even get it! so we had to make our way to the vip area all by ourselves, but we found it just fine. We had a way better view and a platform to dance on, the only bad part was that old dudes kept buying us shots from these ladies. These girls would go around the club charging for shots and would poor it down your throat giggle your titties and squeeze ur ass all to the beat of a whistle by my like 10th one of these i had had enough and we decided to leave. It took me like half an hour to find the damn exit! But finally we got out and met up with Luis again yay! It was crazy tho he was like im gonna go get a hot dog and he came running back like 15 mins later saying this hella drunk tourist hit a hooker in the face. We saw the hooker and he eye was hella fucked up and she was tiny! poor girl, anyway apperently this particular hooker worked for the mexican mofia and so this guy takes off running down the beach and like 10 dudes run after him, Luis told me that tourist was dead for sure. After that we got kinda scared and decided to call it a night. We did the usual routine Luis chilled with us until our bas stop we stumbled to our suite and as usual the key wouldnt work. We started thinking that maybe the key only worked during the day we were like wtf!? Later stef's mom told us she had been deadbolting the door the whole time so it was her own fault the key wouldnt work!! Anyway we slept most of the day again but then we went jetskiing when we felt a little better and that was hella fun! 20$ for an hour of doin dounuts and waving to tourist boats. We also went kayaking for free one day somewhere between the sleeping and partying. Anyway the last night we were there we were both way to tired to party anymore but i really wanned to see my mexisexi one last time so i tried to sneak him into our resort. that didnt work very well i guess its a big deal there not to do that but i didnt know!! anyway we ended up finding a way and we went skinny dipping with bra and panties on because im a good girl and then he had a totally hot makeout session on the beach and it was really nice and romantic, oh man he was a hottie and lets just say that bulge i felt was way above average hehehe Anyway best trip ever and i cant wait to go back to mexico!!!!!!!