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Apr 08, 2005 12:57

Body: Your Age by Sex Math. This is pretty neat! Check it out....

YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You
might
need

a small piece of scrap paper for simple addition and subtraction.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you would like to have sex. (more than once but
less than 10)
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2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
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4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
calculator................
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5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755....
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If you haven't, add 1754 ....
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6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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You should have a three digit number
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The first digit of this was your original number (i.e.,
how many times you want to have sex each week).
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The next two numbers are .........
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YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO
SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS.
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