Nov 07, 2011 21:45
вот уже третью зиму я провожу в Мэйне - этот вирусный перепост меня тронул за живое )
"If you live in Maine" by Jeff Foxworthy Forget Rednecks ...... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about MAINERS.. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Maine. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Maine. ... If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Maine. If you've had a lengt......hy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Maine. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Maine If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Maine. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Maine. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching, you live in Maine. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Maine. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Maine. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Maine. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Maine. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Maine. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Maine. If you find 10F degrees "a little chilly", you live in Maine.
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