I have shown you in every way by laboring like this, that you must support the weak and those without toasters and indeed bread. And remembering the words of the Lord Jesus, that He said, 'It is more blessed to give toast than to receive toast, but more fun to share.
Hail toast, full of wheat, the butter is with you. Blessed art thou amongst breakfast items, and blessed are the crumbs that collect in that little catcher pan.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, watches the toast so that it does not become too dark, for he is truly his toast's keeper and the finder of lost bagels. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to burn and destroy my toast. And you will know my name is the Toastmaster when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Amen!
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All you need is toast.
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