I was almost positive that someone was squealing their tires over a cat, but it turned out to be the end of Bee by the Sugarcubes. Good morning, motherfuckers.
I still want to touch Bjork anyway. Not as much as Nigella though. Shhhh.
Today's further requests from the universe: BBQ ribs and cornbread, Kembra's spacegirl costume (with Kembra in it), a replacement for my girl-on-book t-shirt that got stolen, hey stolen...
Stollen. I want some of that too. And a fucking croquet mallet.
Here. Have some downloads, you ungrateful bazzers. Right click to save, PCers.
Marilyn Manson - The New Shit - .avi file - 25,020KB (video from Kerrang! TV)
Skold - Hail Mary - .mp3 file - 6,002KB (Solo Swede)
The Newlydeads - Go! - .mp3 file - 4,386KB (Taime's cover of Tones On Tail)
This reminds me. Go add
taime_downe. He's family.
Now, don't hotlink those files because they'll take down that site and I'll fucking kill you in your sleep with a spoon*. They'll go poof in a few days, so act now to avoid disappointment.
Every time somebody says "act now", I want to grab a skull and emote.
I'm not supposed to talk about business in public because I'm a middle finger. We move as a unit. So instead, I'll just have to sing for you. "Happy, happy talking happy talk. Talk about things you like to do. You got to have a dream cuz if you don't have a dream how are you going to make a dream come true?"
I know what you're thinking. agjslgjsdlfjgdlaj. I'm going to be the new lead singer of INXS, The Doors and Nirvana. Actually, not The Doors. Ray will piss me off and I'll break his glasses with a bottle of Rolling Rock. And millions will cheer.
What?
.tim
*unless I get a croquet mallet.