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[_skinnyfists]

personal goal: no booze for one week ending in a liver flush (link) which sounds disgusting, but i'm thinking i should start taking care of myself.

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[fatal_lozenge]

let me know how that liver flush works out...i don't know anyone who's done any kind of detoxification and i'm curious about it.

[_skinnyfists]

i've been reading up on it. epsom salts are used as a laxative. so i'm going to drink laxatives all day, then drink half a cup of olive oil and go to sleep. then i'll wake up, drink more laxatives, and hate my life all morning.

[_skinnyfists]

also, to prep, i've been eating nothing but grains, soymilk, and drank a liter and a half of applejuice. my digestive system already fucking hates me, but in a love/hate way

[fatal_lozenge]

christ. good luck! when you're doing those laxatives, you're not going to be working those days are you? that would suck so bad.

[_skinnyfists]

i might just gorge myself with healthy food until i flush it out that way, because seriously, this shit's tearing me up. my body's all "whoa whoa whoa, what happened to pizza and beer?". i need two days off in a row to do it and that won't happen for a while

[fatal_lozenge]

yeah, that might be easier. hm...i have some detox tea if you want to try some of that.