What a fucking shame.
I was too fucking lazy to modify it so it's all Livejournal friendly, so instead, here's my latest Xanga entry *smiley face*
""At frist, and in all honesty, I thought it was a joke. Funny, but sick all at the same time. I got a pretty good laugh out of it too. But when I realized it wasn't, I almost shit my fucking pants.....And I'm no less than sure you'll do the same.
http://www.xanga.com/love_flows_through_slit_wrists
All I can say is please, for Hell's sake, save me the embarassment and remove me from your list of people you don't know and have subscribed to before someone thinks I actually know you. PLEASE. And when your done with that, do us all a favor and KILL YOURSELF. Really, it'd be better that way.""
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: EDIT :::::::::::::::::::::::::::
I guess he, she, or it made it so the page is no longer public. But I want to share this laugh with my buddies. SO, here. Courtesy of muah.
You can't see that shit very well, but here's what it says:
"hI eVeYoNe iTs mY fIrSt eNtRy!1!!1!!11!!!!!!
WELL TODAY I MADE MY XANGA AND I WENT TO GO AND THERE WAS GLENNN!!! MY BESTEST BUDDY EVRER, ME AND HIM THEN WENT TO THE MALL AND ACTED LIKE WE WERE ANTI-SOCIALS (BUT WAIT WE AREE ANTI-SOCIALS!) THEN WE SAT IN THE CORNER AND LISTENED TO DEATH METAL BAND SLIPKNOT AND THEN WE MOSHED TO (SIC) MAN THAT SONG IS HEAVY, THEN WHEN I WENT HOME, I TRIED TO LERN SOME KORN SONGS ON MY GUITAR (YEAH THATS RIGHT LAFIES I PLAY GUITAR, AND IM REALLY GOOD!) BUT THEN MY MOM CAME IN AND TOLD ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK, THEN I TOLD HER TO GO AND LEAVE ME ALONE! AND SLAMMED THE DOOR, SHE GOT REALLY ANGRU, MAN I HATE MY LIFE, OK, IM TIRED, IM GONNA ROCK OUT TO DISTURBED! BYE BYE!
P. S. I HAVE A MYSPACE TOO CHECK IT OUT!
http://www.myspace.com/the_d1sturb3d_one
ALSO HERES MY BRO: ISNT HE CUTE LIKE ME!?!?!!?!?!?"
[Insert picture of other emo fag.]
"HERE ARE MY FREINDS THERE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
[Insert picture from loser's myspace]
"ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And the profile:
Here are some of the comments people put in response to his subscriptions to their pages. (Including mine 'sick_psycho')
-YOU SUCK. EMO SHIT. AND DISTURBED IANT DEATH METAL, FAG
Posted 12/10/2005 at 9:01 AM by the_almighty_jebus
-it's spelled R-O-C-K-S, you idiot.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 10:38 AM by azwethinkweiz33
-Are you fucking serious? Is this some sort of joke? I did get a pretty good laugh out of this but Holy shit....
Posted 12/10/2005 at 4:09 PM by sick_psycho (That's me heheh)
-Uhh... Hi!
Do I know you?
I know about 17 people on your list.
Some of them hang out
and some of them don't even know each other...
Strange....
Lamia
PS~ I HATE emo people...
Don't take it to the heart...
Oh yeah... You're emo...
Pity.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 8:51 PM by Antigone_Lamia
-Y-O-U-R-E-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-G-A-Y.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 9:15 PM by N_e_c_r_o_s
-fag
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:50 PM by the_almighty_jebus
And in defense of himself, our buddy throws a few punches:
-SOMBODY PLEASE SUCK MY UNCIRCUMSIZED PENIS!!!!! IM DESPERATE!!!!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 12:52 AM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-OH YEAH, UR THE FAG U FAG!!!!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 12:50 AM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOSERS ARE THE "GAY" ONES, IM JUST BEING ME.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:16 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU SUCK LOSER POSER FUCKER YOU DISGARACE ALL MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!! EMO DOESNT SUCK!!1 I NO U DONT LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT ALL THE TIME U LIAR!!!!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 2:36 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU NO WHAT ILL SPELL RAWK THE WAY I WANT TO LOSER, IM A BIG BOY, AND I DONT NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!IM GOTH AND IM GONNA HEX YOU!!!!!!!LOSER POSERRRR!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 2:27 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU KNOW WHAT? U R STOOPID, U THINK YOUR COOL, ILL TELL YOU EWHATS COOL, IM COOL. LOSER POSUERS.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:19 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists - delete - block user (that was to me)
-EMO DOESNT SUCK U LOSER, IM A REAL METALLER NOT LIKE YOU, LOSER IM GONNA BEAT U UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:43 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
And that's all the hilarity I can take for now. I'll see you cool cats later.
""At frist, and in all honesty, I thought it was a joke. Funny, but sick all at the same time. I got a pretty good laugh out of it too. But when I realized it wasn't, I almost shit my fucking pants.....And I'm no less than sure you'll do the same.
http://www.xanga.com/love_flows_through_slit_wrists
All I can say is please, for Hell's sake, save me the embarassment and remove me from your list of people you don't know and have subscribed to before someone thinks I actually know you. PLEASE. And when your done with that, do us all a favor and KILL YOURSELF. Really, it'd be better that way.""
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: EDIT :::::::::::::::::::::::::::
I guess he, she, or it made it so the page is no longer public. But I want to share this laugh with my buddies. SO, here. Courtesy of muah.
You can't see that shit very well, but here's what it says:
"hI eVeYoNe iTs mY fIrSt eNtRy!1!!1!!11!!!!!!
WELL TODAY I MADE MY XANGA AND I WENT TO GO AND THERE WAS GLENNN!!! MY BESTEST BUDDY EVRER, ME AND HIM THEN WENT TO THE MALL AND ACTED LIKE WE WERE ANTI-SOCIALS (BUT WAIT WE AREE ANTI-SOCIALS!) THEN WE SAT IN THE CORNER AND LISTENED TO DEATH METAL BAND SLIPKNOT AND THEN WE MOSHED TO (SIC) MAN THAT SONG IS HEAVY, THEN WHEN I WENT HOME, I TRIED TO LERN SOME KORN SONGS ON MY GUITAR (YEAH THATS RIGHT LAFIES I PLAY GUITAR, AND IM REALLY GOOD!) BUT THEN MY MOM CAME IN AND TOLD ME TO DO MY HOMEWORK, THEN I TOLD HER TO GO AND LEAVE ME ALONE! AND SLAMMED THE DOOR, SHE GOT REALLY ANGRU, MAN I HATE MY LIFE, OK, IM TIRED, IM GONNA ROCK OUT TO DISTURBED! BYE BYE!
P. S. I HAVE A MYSPACE TOO CHECK IT OUT!
http://www.myspace.com/the_d1sturb3d_one
ALSO HERES MY BRO: ISNT HE CUTE LIKE ME!?!?!!?!?!?"
[Insert picture of other emo fag.]
"HERE ARE MY FREINDS THERE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
[Insert picture from loser's myspace]
"ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME ADD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And the profile:
Here are some of the comments people put in response to his subscriptions to their pages. (Including mine 'sick_psycho')
-YOU SUCK. EMO SHIT. AND DISTURBED IANT DEATH METAL, FAG
Posted 12/10/2005 at 9:01 AM by the_almighty_jebus
-it's spelled R-O-C-K-S, you idiot.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 10:38 AM by azwethinkweiz33
-Are you fucking serious? Is this some sort of joke? I did get a pretty good laugh out of this but Holy shit....
Posted 12/10/2005 at 4:09 PM by sick_psycho (That's me heheh)
-Uhh... Hi!
Do I know you?
I know about 17 people on your list.
Some of them hang out
and some of them don't even know each other...
Strange....
Lamia
PS~ I HATE emo people...
Don't take it to the heart...
Oh yeah... You're emo...
Pity.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 8:51 PM by Antigone_Lamia
-Y-O-U-R-E-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-G-A-Y.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 9:15 PM by N_e_c_r_o_s
-fag
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:50 PM by the_almighty_jebus
And in defense of himself, our buddy throws a few punches:
-SOMBODY PLEASE SUCK MY UNCIRCUMSIZED PENIS!!!!! IM DESPERATE!!!!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 12:52 AM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-OH YEAH, UR THE FAG U FAG!!!!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 12:50 AM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOSERS ARE THE "GAY" ONES, IM JUST BEING ME.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:16 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU SUCK LOSER POSER FUCKER YOU DISGARACE ALL MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!! EMO DOESNT SUCK!!1 I NO U DONT LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT ALL THE TIME U LIAR!!!!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 2:36 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU NO WHAT ILL SPELL RAWK THE WAY I WANT TO LOSER, IM A BIG BOY, AND I DONT NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!IM GOTH AND IM GONNA HEX YOU!!!!!!!LOSER POSERRRR!!!
Posted 12/11/2005 at 2:27 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
-YOU KNOW WHAT? U R STOOPID, U THINK YOUR COOL, ILL TELL YOU EWHATS COOL, IM COOL. LOSER POSUERS.
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:19 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists - delete - block user (that was to me)
-EMO DOESNT SUCK U LOSER, IM A REAL METALLER NOT LIKE YOU, LOSER IM GONNA BEAT U UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 12/10/2005 at 11:43 PM by love_flows_through_slit_wrists
And that's all the hilarity I can take for now. I'll see you cool cats later.