Won't you be my neighbor...
So.. I've decided that our next door neighbors have a very strange living situation. Something is very odd about them. There is.. a guy.. I think his wife.. for sure his son and then 2 lesbians (who I assume are a couple.. ok.. techinically I dont even know if they are lesbians.. but trust.. they are!! LOL). At first I just thought it was a guy and his wife.. but then the cars multiplied in their drive way. The lesbian couple are from Texas this I know for sure considering all the Texas crap they have all over their cars (2 BIG ASS NEW TRUCKS). Then the man and his son are from California.. actually San Jose since I looked at their license plate when they first moved here. Not only do the lesbos have BIG trucks.. they also each have a Harley.. and EVERY weekend they have what I have now dubbed.. "Dykes on Bykes" day. And apparently Harley's engines need to heat for 20 mins.. which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't early in the morning. Last weekend Dykes on Bykes day was on Sunday at 8am!! Thankfully today it is right now.. 11ish is a reasonable hour. So anyways.. at first I thought my neighbors were like some weird polygamists because it was one guy and at least 2 women.. but then when those chicks busted out with Harley's and filled our street with other dykes on bikes.. I realized this dude wasn't gettin any action from them. Or is he?!!??! I have never spoke to any of them even though I often pass by them on my way home for work. Yesterday I almost thought the lesbos would talk to me because they were washing their cars in the driveway and I was walking out to my car.. but instead they started whispering and then were silent.. OKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Today when I came home from the bank I almost knocked over one of their fellow dykes on bikers Harley... shiiiiiiit.. dont park in my space foo!! But then I saw their were at least 5 of them so decided today shouldn't be the day "I got jumped by biker dykes".