This is not what my therapist ordered.
First of all if I get my hands on which ever one of my children is responsible for this, I think I may actually ground someone. I do not actually believe that Buffy or Dawn caused this but it appears to me that whenever something goes wrong and it is bizarre, well those two young ladies have a lot of explaining to do.
And I am not longer in Paris. I was in Paris. I had just finished enjoying a fine glass of wine, with a delicious baguette and called it an early night. When I woke up this morning I am in what appears to be a swinger's pad. The owner, who appears to have a fascination with gin and vodka, is no where in sight.
I might as well shower and shave before I head to the airport to get a ticket. This world is seriously mixed up.
ETA: WTF! I am green. I have horns. And I am not impressed.
Buffy Anne Summers you call me this instant!
And I am not longer in Paris. I was in Paris. I had just finished enjoying a fine glass of wine, with a delicious baguette and called it an early night. When I woke up this morning I am in what appears to be a swinger's pad. The owner, who appears to have a fascination with gin and vodka, is no where in sight.
I might as well shower and shave before I head to the airport to get a ticket. This world is seriously mixed up.
ETA: WTF! I am green. I have horns. And I am not impressed.
Buffy Anne Summers you call me this instant!