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Jun 01, 2005 11:58


This has got to be the best blonde joke I've seen in a long time. =D And OH MY GOD just how badly do I want this shirt?! Very. Badly. I still haven't seen Episode III!! Besides the fact that I am going insane, I'm very proud of myself for remaining un-spoiled. It is very difficult. Meanwhile, I think Hayden Christensen has become a new obsession. As has Josh Holloway. Please, it's the dimples. Carol, you may have been right. By the time you're back and read this, I may have wondered so far into Lost fandom that I'll be hopelessly lost, no pun intended. The Season 2 trailer for Lost!! *gasp* They are going to make us wait that long?? Gah!! Oh, and just what was Viggo thinking?!

Since I was just watching GG (you gotta love Kirk)...

LUKE: We don't take reservations, Kirk.
KIRK: But this is a special occasion. And Lorelai told me to go somewhere I'm comfortable, and I'm comfortable here.
LUKE: You are?
KIRK: Well, not at this moment, but previously I have been comfortable here. Please?
LUKE: What's the occasion?
KIRK: I have a date with a young lady.
LUKE: You really felt the need to add the "with a young lady" part?
KIRK: Kinda.
LUKE: Okay, you can have one table for eight o'clock.
KIRK: Thank you. Here.
LUKE: What's this?
KIRK: It's a diagram of how I would like the table set up. See - little flowers by her plate, and the champagne bucket over here so I don't accidentally knock it off the table with my elbow.
LUKE: I don't sell champagne, Kirk.
KIRK: Why not?
LUKE: Because this is a diner.
KIRK: Good champagne goes with everything.
LUKE: Get your own champagne, Kirk.
KIRK: But what about the flowers?
LUKE: Kirk.
KIRK: Okay, fine. I'll get the champagne and the flowers. Now, let's say the date goes well. How much for the place upstairs?
LUKE: You mean my apartment?
KIRK: Yes.
LUKE: Bye, Kirk.
KIRK: Okay, see you later. [to female customer] Excuse me, is that good?
CUSTOMER: Yes.
KIRK: And what is that?
CUSTOMER: Meat loaf.
KIRK: Okay, so, this meat loaf, is it a romantic food for you? I mean, is it getting you hot?
LUKE: Kirk!
KIRK: Good talking to you.

HBP: 44 DAYS TO GO
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