talking dirty on the telephone

[_sickofitall]

Go to Google and type in "(Your name) looks like"

1. Sarah looks like she doesn't know what's going on and that Jim has a smug, contented look on his face
2. Sarah looks like she might just pass out from hunger right then and there
3. Sarah looks like a jockey in training with a Prince Valiant haircut
4. sarah looks like she's just been told she left the oven on
5. Sarah looks like she is tired
6. Sarah looks like he spends a ton of time in front of his computer
7. Sarah looks like a man
8. Sarah looks like Little Bo Peep at the rally
9. Sarah looks like she is going to get married
10. Sarah looks like the friggin lotus woman

I've been totally fucked over for a Christmas vacation.