Well, since I'm bored and it's your Sweet 16th:D, I'll write a really "deep" and "introspective" comment. Here we go. So you're 16. Wow. Amazing. I'm at a loss for words. (sarcasm on the last sentence lol) Remember all those times we fantasized about being 16 when we were in like 4th grade? Well it's finally here...except a little fucked up. Let's take a look. -We have don't have boyfriends. (I thought at sixteen you go out on dates constantly and football games are your life.) -We don't have cars yet. (and I don't even have my fucking permit. I thought sixteen was the age of freedom. I thought when you turn sixteen your parents are supposed to surprise you with a brand new snazzy jazzy totally tubular red car in the driveway, even though I hate red cars.) -We're still virgins. (But you know with the media being so focused on sex and such, it fucks up middle schoolers and now even thirteen year olds have lost their virginity.) -Drama (Enough said.) -Rebellion. (Not as dramatized as I thought. One time ditching class is as far as it goes.) -People pass out drugs at school. (I thought high school was just a bunch of horny potheads running around. Oh sorry, actually it is.) So there we have it. All the stereotypes 16 year-olds are supposedly required to live up to. Do we fulfill all the requirements? Not quite. But we will. But you know, the best part is that we don't have the burden of dealing with all of it, or life would much more complicated.
lmao! you wrote sad things on my brithday? HAHAHAHAH! Well ill get my car in february, we have our plan to getting boyfriends,being a virgin can be nice sometimes lol,yea we have no drama,i guess that can be kind of good,WERE VERY REBELLIOUS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? =P,at least we arent the druggie people and remember they go on the work at mcdonalds list hehe. life would be more complicated that way, i like life just the way it is =)
So you're 16. Wow. Amazing. I'm at a loss for words. (sarcasm on the last sentence lol) Remember all those times we fantasized about being 16 when we were in like 4th grade? Well it's finally here...except a little fucked up. Let's take a look.
-We have don't have boyfriends. (I thought at sixteen you go out on dates constantly and football games are your life.)
-We don't have cars yet. (and I don't even have my fucking permit. I thought sixteen was the age of freedom. I thought when you turn sixteen your parents are supposed to surprise you with a brand new snazzy jazzy totally tubular red car in the driveway, even though I hate red cars.)
-We're still virgins. (But you know with the media being so focused on sex and such, it fucks up middle schoolers and now even thirteen year olds have lost their virginity.)
-Drama (Enough said.)
-Rebellion. (Not as dramatized as I thought. One time ditching class is as far as it goes.)
-People pass out drugs at school. (I thought high school was just a bunch of horny potheads running around. Oh sorry, actually it is.)
So there we have it. All the stereotypes 16 year-olds are supposedly required to live up to. Do we fulfill all the requirements? Not quite. But we will. But you know, the best part is that we don't have the burden of dealing with all of it, or life would much more complicated.
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