she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck...thighs like what, what, what
-spending some serious brother-sister bonding time with french yesterday was awesome. after work, we went to sawgrass so i could find a bday present for kristen. we ended up spending like a million hours in animation trying to outsmart a bitchy salesperson, arguing about whether the grimace would wear a green hat, bra shopping (making alex double-think the whole marriage thing), and trying on little boy bathing suits under my skirt in the middle of the store...i bought them.
-then we went back to his house cuz my 2nd familia wanted me to have dinner there, so we had "lamelas patties" (which were nice and wet and juicy) and i almost spit my (diet caffeine free) coke all over the place as we fantasized about two flamboyant teachers at my school in wannado city.
-we talked to my favorite sister, wheatables, about all the shiz in paris and i'm frickin stoked like a mofo about everything. it's gonna be amazing...aaaahhhh!
-then we went to weston regional and hung out with phil, andrew, mikey cobello, and claudia and i showed off my volleyball skills to the masses of ghetto thugs playing african jumpball. and i took phil and alex to phil's house, after amazing them with my stunt-driving skill.
-i was gonna go to sleep once i got all comfy in sam's fishing shirt and my new superman pj pants, but phil and alex harassed me till i agreed to go over there and have doritos and sprite with them on the patio. psh, i should've known better...they ended up telling a million ghost/creepy/robber stories and scaring me so much i slept with my bathroom light on...assholes.
-alrite, i gotta go to work now. i hope all you kids are having fun in daytona while i slave away at cemetery village...bitchez.
-then we went back to his house cuz my 2nd familia wanted me to have dinner there, so we had "lamelas patties" (which were nice and wet and juicy) and i almost spit my (diet caffeine free) coke all over the place as we fantasized about two flamboyant teachers at my school in wannado city.
-we talked to my favorite sister, wheatables, about all the shiz in paris and i'm frickin stoked like a mofo about everything. it's gonna be amazing...aaaahhhh!
-then we went to weston regional and hung out with phil, andrew, mikey cobello, and claudia and i showed off my volleyball skills to the masses of ghetto thugs playing african jumpball. and i took phil and alex to phil's house, after amazing them with my stunt-driving skill.
-i was gonna go to sleep once i got all comfy in sam's fishing shirt and my new superman pj pants, but phil and alex harassed me till i agreed to go over there and have doritos and sprite with them on the patio. psh, i should've known better...they ended up telling a million ghost/creepy/robber stories and scaring me so much i slept with my bathroom light on...assholes.
-alrite, i gotta go to work now. i hope all you kids are having fun in daytona while i slave away at cemetery village...bitchez.